mattanaw's definitions
Older people who control conversations thinking they “know it all” without having any authority or justification like mansplainers.
“I had some rando granny agesplaining today I should find Christ.”
“That asshole agesplained to me for 20 minutes straight”
“Agesplain from afar, near deather!”
“That asshole agesplained to me for 20 minutes straight”
“Agesplain from afar, near deather!”
by mattanaw July 20, 2021
Get the AGESPLAINmug. Like "Pneumonia", but an illness whereby death is caused by a Memory.
When you remember something, and that memory results in your death.
When you remember something, and that memory results in your death.
"Bro, I think that old rando died because of her Pedo Family Memoirs. And she got Mnemonia."
"I didn't realize being a mother would require, years of that.... Now I get heart palpitations from my terminal Mnemonia."
"Woah, grandpa totally died in the ER, from COVID, but not even from COVID. He just remembered that time when... He had Mnemonia."
"Mnemonia is when you can't breath and die but because of your memories and not because of your Pneumonia"
"I didn't realize being a mother would require, years of that.... Now I get heart palpitations from my terminal Mnemonia."
"Woah, grandpa totally died in the ER, from COVID, but not even from COVID. He just remembered that time when... He had Mnemonia."
"Mnemonia is when you can't breath and die but because of your memories and not because of your Pneumonia"
by mattanaw October 3, 2021
Get the Mnemoniamug. A very good looking person you wouldn't mind having relations with. Someone who is "Scrumptious".
from Scrumptious, meaning tasty or delicious.
Scrumpt-ee-ous, Scrumptyous, Scrumpty
from Scrumptious, meaning tasty or delicious.
Scrumpt-ee-ous, Scrumptyous, Scrumpty
"I was driving down the road and saw a chick who was totally scrumptious. She was scrumpty."
"OMG that guy at the bar was Scrumptyous. He was a Scrumpty."
"OMG that guy at the bar was Scrumptyous. He was a Scrumpty."
by mattanaw July 22, 2021
Get the Scrumptymug. Creating a relationship or taking possession of another person with “fuck ownership”, “fuck owning”.
*pronounced: “Phone”, “Phoned”
“At first the were just hanging out now it’s fowned”
“He was FOWNed into marriage.”
“We have to recognize that people aren’t really bonded quite as often as they’re fowned. End fowning!”
“At first the were just hanging out now it’s fowned”
“He was FOWNed into marriage.”
“We have to recognize that people aren’t really bonded quite as often as they’re fowned. End fowning!”
by mattanaw July 20, 2021
Get the FOWNmug. Also Snafüd.
Etymology: from Snafu, meaning a blunder. Food blunders are snafus relating to food. Combined we have Snafüd, or Snafood.
Etymology: from Snafu, meaning a blunder. Food blunders are snafus relating to food. Combined we have Snafüd, or Snafood.
“You were Snafüd when at 2:00 am you had those extra 3000 calories.”
“Bro, why you gotta put meat in that vegan persons dish. You totally Snafood them.”
“This is a Snafüd that’s worth it. Next time I’ll change.”
“Bro, why you gotta put meat in that vegan persons dish. You totally Snafood them.”
“This is a Snafüd that’s worth it. Next time I’ll change.”
by mattanaw October 27, 2021
Get the Snafoodmug. To become aware of and self-affirm belongingness in the full diversity and expression of sexual orientations, genders, sexual/gender identities, and related variants--particularly those pertaining to the evolution and growth of the LGBTQ movement (LGBTQIA+...), going further into the miscellaneous everyoneness.
"The movement includes everyone now. I've been miscellaneoused!"
"I don't even know just miscellaneoused OK?"
"I don't even know just miscellaneoused OK?"
by mattanaw July 22, 2021
Get the Miscellaneousedmug. Verb: (Alternatively signonym).
When you're just learning new languages to say you're a 6 languager, but all your speed-learning is of synonyms.
Noun:
When in China learn Sinonyms so you can say the same things again over there.
Sino: (For Chinese, and for "Sign", as in Chinese Signs).
When you're just learning new languages to say you're a 6 languager, but all your speed-learning is of synonyms.
Noun:
When in China learn Sinonyms so you can say the same things again over there.
Sino: (For Chinese, and for "Sign", as in Chinese Signs).
Verb: "You just Sinonymed yourself on interregional baby talk"
Why don't you just Chinese yourself some Sinonyms.
Why don't you just Chinese yourself some Sinonyms.
by mattanaw July 11, 2022
Get the Sinonymmug.