Scrumfy

Nasty ass beef jerkey lookin hoe.
Beat down nasty lookin bitch.

man i saw shenika yestaday and she was lookin scrumfy, that hoe look like she got ran over by a truck.

by nick "big boi" barrett July 6, 2006

Scrumpy

Demomans drink of choice

Demoman: this bottle of scrumpy is delicious *drinks*

ALCOHOLIC HIT

by le phantom bread April 29, 2020

Scruffy Ricardo

when a guy with facial hair rubs his beard on the asshole of his partner, after rimming him.

after rimming me, he gave me a Scruffy Ricardo

by jsg123 December 6, 2010

Scruffy Joe

An individual with the Scruff is one handsome, suave, witty, caring Joe.
Well known for excessive cheesiness and the ability to make one laugh uncontrollably.

In short, a Scruffy Joe is everything you are not and could never be.
Known as 'Mark' to the non-Scruff's.

Non Scruff: Joe, you so Scruff!!
Scruffy Joe: Don't I know.

by Wheeze February 13, 2008

scrumpy

A very potent type of rough cider. Normally associated with South West England, although the county of Kent also produces some good stuff. A good scrumpy normally has an alcohol content of atleast 7% by volume, be full of semi liquid apple pulp and taste like appley vinegar. It is suprisingly refreshing and can be consumed in vast quantities; providing the drinker does not want to use his legs for the next five hours. Was often given to wurzels in lieu of payment by landowners in an attempt to keep the works complient.

"Arrrrgghhhr yoouzzsh moi bessshhtisss mate yoush are." (a phrase often heard from the lips of scrumpy drinkers.)

by Black Flag May 28, 2004

Scruffy Puppy

A term of endearment or ridicule, depending on usage and tone, towards someone who would be considered unkempt. Synonymous with other rhymes such as hippy dippy.

You scruffy puppy

by Dirk Diggler You Got The Touch February 12, 2019

Scrumpy Gill

A bit a lad who can’t keep his hands off his Ladies’ apples ;)

That man Roman is a bit of a “scrumpy Gill” if u ask me.

by Heisenberg96 December 18, 2019