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A scruffy and grumpy dog, especially one who takes up maximum room on the bed and then loudly growls when anyone requires that he moves.
Look at Mowgli! That dog is really cute, but he’s a scrumpfer.
by Lkblr March 11, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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