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Scruffaluffakiss

An aquatic nomadic human who can consume 2x his bodyweight in crapes. Sleeps approximately 10-19 hours daily. The closest known relation is a Sloth. Discovered originally in 1994 there are relatively docile unless agitated. They may look snuggly and cuddly DO NOT disrupt a sleeping scruffaluffakiss.
Help!! That scruffaluffakiss is slowly coming towards my crape!
by Scruffaluffakiss Handler December 16, 2017
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