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Sarah scruffled me last night
Scruffled by AntOrDec October 13, 2023
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A very specific anal sex position involving four fingers and various foodstuffs as lubricant
'Turns out Sam likes getting scruffled too'
'What, you mean with the gravy and everything? No way.'
Scruffled by AntOrDec October 13, 2023

scruffled eggs

Scrambled eggs with truffle salt
I like scrambled eggs just fine. But scruffled eggs are da bomb!

Snuffledufflegus 

(n.) A hybrid of Mr. Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street and a duffle bag.
"Wow, look at Snuffleupagus' and that duffle bag's child, it's a Snuffledufflegus!"

"Whoa! Check it out, it's a wild Snuffledufflegus! It has a long trunk and compartments for all of my on-the-go items and clothes!"
Snuffledufflegus by Snuffledufflegus February 13, 2013
/skʌf/
adjective

1. Of poor standards or low quality

2. Referring to a fake / off-brand item, usually a boot-leg

3. Referring to something broken / not working as intended
"Did you watch pvc's last stream?" "yeah it was pretty scuffed"
"Have you seen Sarah's new shoes?" "yeah they're scuffed"
"Is your phone broken again?" "yeah it's fucking scuffed man, I need a new one"
Scuffed by just a fellow moxxer October 2, 2019

Scuffed LLC 

Scuffed LLC is a company created by Paul Denino and Brent Kaskel widely regarded as a ponzi scheme. Many investors have decided not to invest in Scuffed LLC due to its ties to the alt-right as well as the fact Brent Kaskel's previous experience of running a company (Archon) ended up in bankruptcy within months despite tens of millions being invested.

Although efforts have been made by the company to keep investors private, leaks have confirmed that at this current moment in time the two of the main investors are Alki David (owner of FilmOn) and Ross Perkins (president of the now defunct streaming site stream.me).
If you invest in a SCUFFED LLC, don't expect to get any of your money back.
Scuffed LLC by Hampton Brandono March 6, 2019

scrufflebunny 

a girl with a dirty, nasty, over-used pussy.
"dayum dat gurl is a scrufflebunny."
scrufflebunny by jcut July 25, 2009
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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