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Scruffage

Any of life's basic pleasures, as defined by the person whose scruffage it is.

Can fall in to any category - good food, cigarettes, drugs, etc.
... and Snuckle-puss was allowed his scruffage. For what is life without one's scruffage?
by deadlift500kg November 27, 2010
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scrufflebunny

a girl with a dirty, nasty, over-used pussy.
"dayum dat gurl is a scrufflebunny."
by jcut July 25, 2009
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Scrummage

the act of thoroughly doing or making something.
He scrummaged up some eggs for breakfast
by scrummage February 26, 2021
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scruffalufagus

Any person, male or female, who has gone without shaving, shaping or trimming the areas they normally shave for such an extended period of time that they could be mistaken for Big Bird's best friend.
I went a whole week without shaving once. Producers from Sesame Street were started calling me and asking why I hadn't shown up to work. I was a real scruffalufagus.
by theadamkomar January 10, 2010
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Scoffage

when you are eating a whole bunch of one thing and you almost choke but you keep going.
oh man, I'm doing total scoffage right about now.
by 6 and a half February 12, 2018
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scruffle

V. to rub one's beard against another's skin (usually the neck or face) to show affection
As the couple parted ways at the airport, he scruffled her cheek and said, "Call me when you get through security."
by GentlySevere May 10, 2009
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Scrundage

Scrundage
- verb
1. to scrub one's under-carriage (as in the shower)
2. will-knot removal
3. skid mark prevention
4. hemmeroid cleansing
5. de-browning
Guys preparing for a date will:
"Shit, Shower and Shave" better described as "Shit, Scrundage and Shave"

In a sentence:
"After that big plate of hot-wings I'll be needing a good scrundage later on."

"Oh man, I sharted... better scrundage."
by Edna Lanna January 13, 2010
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