scruffalufagus

Any person, male or female, who has gone without shaving, shaping or trimming the areas they normally shave for such an extended period of time that they could be mistaken for Big Bird's best friend.

I went a whole week without shaving once. Producers from Sesame Street were started calling me and asking why I hadn't shown up to work. I was a real scruffalufagus.

by theadamkomar January 10, 2010

Snuffalufagus

1. A cute creature with a large floppy nose from the television show Sesame Street

2. A limp penis with a very large foreskin, resembling a Snuffalufagus' large nose.

1. Isn't that cute
2. That thing is hideous, yet... still kind of cute in a sick kind of way

by SlemCrisco December 15, 2004

Scruffaluffagus

When a man is really scruffy to the point where he really needs to shave his face

Jon looked like a scruffaluffagus today; his beard was getting scratchy and unruly.

by D.J. D May 24, 2011

scruffilufugus

A man with a "scruffy" appearance. Often includes uncombed hair, long or scraggly beard, wrinkled clothes, etc.

You're never gonna get a woman with that scruffilufugus look.

I don't know, Derek told me about a Whorangutang at his school.

by Geoffrey Thomas March 26, 2009

Sluffalufagus

A cop that produces a low volume of traffic citations. Generally the only written citations are for accidents. These officers can sometimes be found hiding in parking decks or behind a church. Used almost exclusively in the central Virginia area.

That Sluffalufagus only has three traffic tickets for the month, someone must have been speeding in the deck.

by L. Bogert December 13, 2007

snuffalufagus

Someone who intentionally or accidently violates you with their kundalini.

I couldn't believe that girl was a snuffalufagus.

by ButtRogers October 2, 2008

Snuffalufagus

A rare bird from Argentina. It looks like an elephant and is in the cartoon Pooh Bear. They range from 10-65 lbs.

What is that bird? Its a snuffalufagus.
SNUFF-A-LUFF-A-GUSS

by Snuffywuffyypuffy March 8, 2009