Scruffalo 

Scruffallo is a disease caused by bad-aids. It is passed from person to person via the elbow, it is deadly and usually involves dying. Side effects of said "death" is not living, not breathing, not pumping blood and not playing cricket

"tally whoe, i have scruffalo!" said bill

"well , here, here don't touch the i don't want such a disease" said ted

Scruffalo by ScruffMcgruffandhisgoat December 1, 2009

scrufflebunny 

a girl with a dirty, nasty, over-used pussy.

"dayum dat gurl is a scrufflebunny."

scrufflebunny by jcut July 25, 2009

Scruffbone 

A minority group. Typically a male, who lives life alternately, usually going against the stream with attitude, self care, and pronunciation of words.

Occasionally seen with anything from a small mullet to Jewish side curls, they will always be sporting some form of beard, a torn scarf (even at the slightest breeze) some skinny jeans with a slash around the knee to reveal the under skin. The purebred breed 'scruffs' are barrel chested, with what looks like a forest of black escaping through their capital V neck, or loosely buttoned flannelette. Often an array of antique necklaces are draped over the shoulders, sometimes entangling with the neck beard. Apparel is strictly earthly colours with a mix of blacks and greys.

They use leather twine to bind or repair, or even make a bracelet if they are feeling creative, which is their normal state of mind.

Sometimes known to speak with a husky voice, often taking horse tablets to help them draw out words and over emphasise vowels, even to the point on stuttering on words such as 'R-r-r-r-romp'.

Joel Houston, Russel Brand

Dane: Man that guy looks like he hasn't seen civilisation for weeks...but he is so classy.

Joe: Yeah, that guys a true scruffbone, look at his hessian shirt!

Dane: Man, his hair is formidable, the ladies love him.

Scruffbone by Rugbearer January 19, 2010

scruffalufagus 

Any person, male or female, who has gone without shaving, shaping or trimming the areas they normally shave for such an extended period of time that they could be mistaken for Big Bird's best friend.

I went a whole week without shaving once. Producers from Sesame Street were started calling me and asking why I hadn't shown up to work. I was a real scruffalufagus.

scruffalufagus by theadamkomar January 10, 2010

scruffle 

V. to rub one's beard against another's skin (usually the neck or face) to show affection

As the couple parted ways at the airport, he scruffled her cheek and said, "Call me when you get through security."

scruffle by GentlySevere May 10, 2009

Scruffables 

Nick-name given to a person with brown, puppy dog eyes, scruffy dark hair and a protective, friendly sort of nature.

Often so lovable it could break your heart to ever see said person in pain. But not without smartass remarks.

Though adorable and cuddly cute, they will not settle for anything less than "hot!" or "Sexy Fine!"

Such a scruffables. Like a puppy dog in human form.

Scruffables by Savie Spectacular March 12, 2010

Scruffle 

To gather, collect, or fiend in a vigorous and focused manner; at times bordering on obsessively

Hey John, could you scruffle all those loose tennis balls please.

John, you are an amazing ball scruffler!

Scruffle by t mool August 26, 2017