Scruticize 

A portmanteau of the words “scrutinize” and “criticize”

To meticulously examine or observe someone/thing (scrutinize) and simultaneously express adverse or disapproving comments or judgments toward them (criticize).

I don’t mean to scruticize you, but it makes a lot of sense why you keep losing friends.

You freakishly started rubbing your body against mine when I was trying to hit on someone at the bar; and then when I was shooting pool with her, you annoyingly started yelling and screaming at me and also treated me with disrespect. She cringed pretty hard in reaction and asked, “isn’t he your friend? Why is he acting like that?”

When I asked why you behaved like that, you said, “I’m being a good wingman, aren’t I?” No, bro. Wingmen don’t behave like that, and no one would condone nor appreciate that behavior from one of their “friends.”

Seriously, it’s kind of sad how misguided you are.

Scruticize by Johnny Assballs March 15, 2024

Scruticize 

A portmanteau of the words “scrutinize” and “criticize”

To meticulously examine or observe someone/thing (scrutinize) and simultaneously express adverse or disapproving comments or judgments toward them (criticize).

I don’t mean to scruticize you, but it makes a lot of sense why you keep losing friends.

You freakishly started rubbing your body against mine when I was trying to hit on someone at the bar; and then when I was shooting pool with her, you annoyingly started yelling and screaming at me and also treated me with disrespect. She cringed pretty hard in reaction and asked, “isn’t he your friend? Why is he acting like that?”

When I asked why you behaved like that, you said, “I’m being a good wingman, aren’t I?” No, bro. Wingmen don’t behave like that, and no one would condone nor appreciate that behavior from one of their “friends.”

Seriously, it’s kind of sad how misguided you are.

Scruticize by Johnny Assballs March 15, 2024

The Scrutinization of Single People Day 

Also known as Valentine's Day.

<Xyrena> So... Anyone got anything special planned for The Scrutinization of Single People Day?
20:41:17 <SD> trying to get laid any way i can cyber or other wise
<DragonLord> lol
* Xyrena nods
<Xyrena> Yup.. Seems to be the idea of it all.

The Scrutinization of Single People Day by Mandy Blevins February 6, 2006

scrutinize 

verb tense - to examine closely

In the works of Frank Zappa Joe's Garage Acts I, II, III- the central scrutizer stated: This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... it is my responsibility to enforce the laws that haven't been passed.

scrutinize by Kelly August 15, 2004

Soul scrutinizer 

A meticulous person/An observer/ someone that can easily read people because of how much attention they pay to details. Those people will notice what most people don’t and they Value Energy. Vibes if you will.

1. Yo be careful how you come at that Him/Her; he/she is a real life Soul Scrutinizer that will detect your B.S. from a mile away.

2. The training he/she received from the Academy turned him/her into a Soul Scrutinizer.

Soul scrutinizer by Kenly Forbz December 3, 2020

Scrotilize 

To place and/or wrap objects into a shirt, bag, or cloth of some type as to make them easier to transport.

Hey Bro, scrotilize those beers into your t-shirt and bring them over stat...

Scrotilize by cyberWally August 1, 2007

Scrotinize 

When a disgusting male pervert (a.k.a. "scrote") scrutinizes a woman with obvious lust (often accompanied by dry humping the air or touching his unit through his pocket), he is scrotinizing her.

I was sitting on the Metro, minding my own business, when this homeless perv stands right in front of me and starts to reach deep in his front pocket, grunt and scrotinize me all over.

Scrotinize by MikhailRWI November 30, 2011