Scrotified

Fortified in a male way, big balls.

Dude! he crawled right over that razor wire- he is scrotified!

by burrhead October 7, 2016

Scootsified

When something has become schnebbled beyond repair through your own actions.

"This Specialized has become Scootsified after I adjusted the hubs"

"After my small adjustments my bike has become Scootsified"

by Lookboy October 6, 2009

Spotified

When a musician gets ripped off.

I got spotified at my last gig. No money at all for the musicians.

by newmusicbass July 10, 2019

Stratified Shit

A shit that breaks into four parts: (1) floater, (2) iceberg dump, (3) depth charge, (4) ghost shit.
A natural stratified shit is when it happens in that order.

Kenny wanted to drink out of the toilet bowl, but because someone had taken a stratified shit, all levels of the water were contaminated. He drank anyways.

by JH & BS January 6, 2009

scrotiferous

The area or region immediately surrounding the scrotum or groin area, including the scrotum itself.

"Dude!! I need to hit the showers and wash my scrotiferous region...BAD"

by GS31322 May 22, 2010

Spotified

That moment when you turn 13 and instantly you get fucking spots all over your face.

The opposite is unspotified, when your skin is fucking baby smooth.

"No------ I'm specified."

"I don't want to get spotified."

by Janet Peterrrr February 10, 2019

sertified

Someone all about the life . A person that did it all and seen it all.

Don't fuck with them they sertified.

by sersertified May 22, 2016