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scroteshield

Generally utilized at a bonfire where you happen to be nude and the heat from the fire is too hot to bear, so you pull up the scrotum to protect the penis from the heat.
The heat from the flame was just too much, so Jon had to equip his scroteshield
scroteshield by Opeth79 August 4, 2006

scrotish 

A scrotum that is Scottish
Question: Yahright there mate!? The wind has picked up a wee bit. How's it going under that kilt? Reply: Oh I'm nae bothered, I've got a true scrotish!
scrotish by Happy Hollandaise March 25, 2021

scrodfish 

n. A person who lives in a hicktown who feels the compulsive need to pop his collar and be a "gansterr". Observing scrodfish in their natural habital has become quite a phenomenon around the world, and watching how they interact with those around them is always interesting.
"We're doing a lab?"
-Ooooh scrodfish...
scrodfish by specs92 April 9, 2009

scrotumfish 

A scrotumfish is the scientific name for an inflated puffer fish. It is named so because it bears resemblance to a ballsack.
Person 1: Look at that fish swimming over there. It looks like an old mans ball. Hahahaha
Experienced diver: Stay away. It is a scrotumfish. They are territorial.
scrotumfish by wide idiot November 15, 2020

Scrottish 

A Stupid scottish person.
Scrotum + Scottish = Scrottish!

i.e. Ricky Dykes
Ricky Dykes: Och!! Ah cannae op'n nae Whuskeeee!!! Fook!

(translation. Oh dear!! I can not open my Whiskey bottle!!! Gosh darn it!

Alex: I can't understand your Scrottish accent!!!
Scrottish by Jim-bob April 9, 2003

Scrotish 

Of mixed Irish and Scottish decent, on your father's side.
Scot McTaggart was delighted when 23 and Me defined his Scrotish descent.
Scrotish by MikeFigurski July 4, 2025
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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