Definitions by MikeFigurski

retireded

global declined cognitive and executive functions post retirement.

T had been travelling for days without care or responsibility, 10 years since retiring under age 50 from the RCMP. She gradually lost sense of time, or time zones. She had become retireded.

retireded by MikeFigurski May 23, 2026

Scrotish 

Of mixed Irish and Scottish decent, on your father's side.

Scot McTaggart was delighted when 23 and Me defined his Scrotish descent.

Scrotish by MikeFigurski July 4, 2025

The Dosis

Acquiring 2 sexual infections from a single encounter.

Scot returned from Trinidad with The Dosis, chlamydia and gonorrhea, after his big night out.

The Dosis by MikeFigurski July 4, 2025

The Dos^e 

Acquiring two sexually transmitted infections from a single encounter.

Scot returned from Trinidad with The Dos^e (chlamydia and gonorrhea) after his big night out.

The Dos^e by MikeFigurski July 4, 2025

rogerdodger 

One who agrees (received orders given expect results) then dodges (engages in cunning tricks or dishonest practices to avoid something unpleasant).

Rogerdodger Blue said agreeing to become PAC president, then abdicated when the mothers turned against him.

rogerdodger by MikeFigurski July 20, 2024

rogerdodger 

One who agrees (received orders given expect results) then dodges (engages in cunning tricks or dishonest practices to avoid something unpleasant).

Rogerdodger he said, as Blue agreed to become PAC president, then abdicated when the mothers turned on him.

rogerdodger by MikeFigurski July 20, 2024

rogerdodger 

One who confirms orders (received orders given expect results) but engages in cunning tricks or dishonest practices to avoid something unpleasant.

Blue agreed to become PAC president but quit when the mothers turned against him; rogerdodger.

rogerdodger by MikeFigurski July 20, 2024