MikeFigurski's definitions

gottabus

Feel the wind calling

Blue was down with the Orange Blossom Special, but gottabus west with october ending.

by MikeFigurski October 24, 2023

slack privilege

blaming poor performance on prior poor performance

Logan's room had declined cartoonish depiction, as he invoked slack privilege to family and friends.

by MikeFigurski February 22, 2023

BS Folk

Buffy a saying truth and love from her on Hometown reservation in the Central Saskatchewan ,folk songs of struggle and prejudice

I got a BS folk song you're going to love. Set alarm back and listen.

by MikeFigurski December 6, 2023

poultrytariat

Working Class Everyday Chickens, who unite in Revolution to Free Range Communism.

Chicken Kiev, poultrytariat hero seemed locked in distant stare; distracted as his boysterous comrades celebrated wildly with liberated poultrytarian. Free Ranged Revolution, he thought, absently chickenscratching at the dirt beneath his naked drumsticks.

by MikeFigurski September 16, 2022

covenient

avoiding work or unpleasant obligation by citing covid policy or concern.

Julie opted out of Blue's Christmas dinner Friday night, and coveniently stayed home.

by MikeFigurski January 7, 2022

The Dos^e

Acquiring two sexually transmitted infections from a single encounter.

Scot returned from Trinidad with The Dos^e (chlamydia and gonorrhea) after his big night out.

by MikeFigurski July 4, 2025

rogerdodger

One who confirms orders (received orders given expect results) but engages in cunning tricks or dishonest practices to avoid something unpleasant.

Blue agreed to become PAC president but quit when the mothers turned against him; rogerdodger.

by MikeFigurski July 20, 2024