9 definitions by MikeFigurski

gottabus

Feel the wind calling

Blue was down with the Orange Blossom Special, but gottabus west with october ending.

by MikeFigurski October 25, 2023

covenient

avoiding work or unpleasant obligation by citing covid policy or concern.

Julie opted out of Blue's Christmas dinner Friday night, and coveniently stayed home.

by MikeFigurski January 8, 2022

vaccication

Taking time off work or school after vaccination, citing vague symptoms.

Logan took a full day highschool vaccication after his second Covid booster, prompting his parents to plan the next one for a Friday.

by MikeFigurski October 27, 2022

slack privilege

blaming poor performance on prior poor performance

Logan's room had declined cartoonish depiction, as he invoked slack privilege to family and friends.

by MikeFigurski February 23, 2023

poultrytariat

Working Class Everyday Chickens, who unite in Revolution to Free Range Communism.

Chicken Kiev, poultrytariat hero seemed locked in distant stare; distracted as his boysterous comrades celebrated wildly with liberated poultrytarian. Free Ranged Revolution, he thought, absently chickenscratching at the dirt beneath his naked drumsticks.

by MikeFigurski September 17, 2022

rahmerrant

Slow spiraling decline after blunt impact without spilling a drop.

The spactator appeared consussed, but his rahmerrant decline suggested histrionics.

by MikeFigurski April 13, 2022

vaxication

Taking time off work or school after vaccination, citing vague symptoms.

Logan took highscool vaxication after his second Covid booster, reminding his parents to schedule the next one for a Friday.

by MikeFigurski October 27, 2022