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any food that creates a 8.8 magnitude shit earthquake when you are on the toilet
Person 1: Fuck, I just ate so much spicy food
Person 2: Better fortify your house for the next few days
by wide idiot April 19, 2020

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In rare and unknown circumstances, the dick and balls disconnect from the body and fly into the sun, being known by medical professionals as Solar Penile Syndrome (SPS).
Harry: Holy shit your balls flew away!
Tony: I have Solar Penile Syndrome
by wide idiot June 21, 2020

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The rare and endangered fish known as the scrotumfish is the scientific name for an inflated pufferfish. The scrotumfish are named so because they resemble a testicle.
Person 1: That fish looks like an old man's ball. Hahahahaha
Experienced Diver: Those are scrotumfish. Keep your distance, they're territorial.
by wide idiot November 17, 2020

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Traumatized.
Daniel: Holy shit my cock's hard it's turned purple!
*Takes off his pants, revealing his vividly purple python*
Sarah: (O)_(O)
Katelyn: (O)_(O)
Charlotte: (O)_(O)
Tony: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wtf Tony?
by wide idiot December 29, 2020

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A spatrat is an idiotic individual. Someone who is so foolish and stupid that you can't do anything but facepalm as they ramble on about the most bizarre stuff you can imagine.
Johnathan: The Earth is so fucking flat. Astronauts are lying to us. We live on a flat EARTH!
Matt: Come listen to what this spatrat dumbass has to say.
by wide idiot December 29, 2020

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A scrotumfish is the scientific name for an inflated puffer fish. It is named so because it bears resemblance to a ballsack.
Person 1: Look at that fish swimming over there. It looks like an old mans ball. Hahahaha
Experienced diver: Stay away. It is a scrotumfish. They are territorial.
by wide idiot November 15, 2020

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