wackyv8's definitions

pissweak

As weak as a stream of urine (piss). Aussie - very weak , especially related towards effort .

Jonny: "he couldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding"
Travis: " yer, its a pretty pissweak effort"

by wackyv8 October 7, 2010

stooge

stooge- one meaning of stooge is dodgey, not quite right. also someone that bludges bludge off everyone around them.
a fool.
a user of friendships and emotion.

present tense ; you are a stooge- you are a user.
past tense; i have been stooged - i got ripped off/ used.

by wackyv8 September 26, 2007

superbird

a model of an xa ford falcon in australia. released in 1973 featured a v8 302ci cleveland motor ,two tone paint -blue/white,green/white , orange/brown and lime green/ dark green. also features a "super bird" decal on the rear 1/4 panel. only 750 ever made.

wow , look fred , that superbird is thrashing that monaro and the pacer in the back street drag. it really is a superbird.

by wackyv8 May 21, 2008

blargle

unintelligible guff , a word to say, what you are saying is is rubbish , over extended , or extraneouos. irrelevant.

the doctor with a cure, said "Blargle " to the hundreds of deaf lepers looking intently at him.

by wackyv8 June 11, 2008

scrotefish

sperm, semen, testicles or other contents of the scrotum, in males.

oops , i just let go of my scrotefish , all over her face . i dont think she'll be happy tomorrow !

by wackyv8 June 11, 2008

pigs ear

australian rhyming slang for a beer.

"oi johnno ,grab us a pigs ear when you get me a dogs eye with dead horse".

translated - hey john, can you please get me a beer ,when you get my meat pie with sauce.

by wackyv8 June 11, 2008

two bob watch

Australian slang.
Two bob was once known as two cents in currency, and a watch is an instrument to measure time .
In todays terms ,together they form " a 2 cent watch" .
Would you buy a watch for 2 cents ? and how good would you expect it to perform?. probably very erratically.
Hence the ocker term "as mad as a two bob watch"

related - also see Shithouse Rat and cut snake.

Laurie says " keep an eye on Wade "
scott inquired " why"?
dan says " he's as mad as a two bob watch" !!

by wackyv8 June 17, 2008