Definitions by wackyv8

G & D 

G & D , also G and D .
pronounced- gee an'dee.

Australian old slang for , Guts and determination.

used as a term to inspire or motivate a person , especially if they are capable but lacking in enthusiasm.

person 1 , " I can't do this , its too difficult"
person 2 , "show some G & D "

G & D by wackyv8 May 26, 2023

pissweak 

As weak as a stream of urine (piss). Aussie - very weak , especially related towards effort .

Jonny: "he couldn't pull the skin off a rice pudding"
Travis: " yer, its a pretty pissweak effort"

pissweak by wackyv8 October 7, 2010

two bob watch

Australian slang.
Two bob was once known as two cents in currency, and a watch is an instrument to measure time .
In todays terms ,together they form " a 2 cent watch" .
Would you buy a watch for 2 cents ? and how good would you expect it to perform?. probably very erratically.
Hence the ocker term "as mad as a two bob watch"

related - also see Shithouse Rat and cut snake.

Laurie says " keep an eye on Wade "
scott inquired " why"?
dan says " he's as mad as a two bob watch" !!

two bob watch by wackyv8 June 17, 2008

cut snake

Australian slang.
to refer to a person as a "cut snake" is to say that they are wild and crazy, without rationalism and are attacking anyone or anything around them.

see also shithouse rat and two bob watch

" bloody hell, he's as crazy as a cut snake"!

cut snake by wackyv8 June 17, 2008

blargle  

unintelligible guff , a word to say, what you are saying is is rubbish , over extended , or extraneouos. irrelevant.

the doctor with a cure, said "Blargle " to the hundreds of deaf lepers looking intently at him.

blargle by wackyv8 June 11, 2008

scrotefish 

sperm, semen, testicles or other contents of the scrotum, in males.

oops , i just let go of my scrotefish , all over her face . i dont think she'll be happy tomorrow !

scrotefish by wackyv8 June 11, 2008

pigs ear

australian rhyming slang for a beer.

"oi johnno ,grab us a pigs ear when you get me a dogs eye with dead horse".

translated - hey john, can you please get me a beer ,when you get my meat pie with sauce.

pigs ear by wackyv8 June 11, 2008