scrotebag

(n) A worthless mouth breather who has the ability to pull their weight in society but instead has made a conscious decision to scam around town. This person usually commits quality of life crimes such as theft, vandalism, burglary, and stealing peoples phones at parties. You will recognize these people due to their appearance that screams "watch your back fool." If you must deal with one of these people make sure to check your wallet periodically and never let them "borrow" something. Your car, phone, five bucks, or cigarette will never return

scrotebag, Scumbag Steve, scumbags in general

by BigShteveOh November 7, 2012

Scrotebuffer

One who chronically and excessively polishes his scrotum, sometimes to the point of rupturing it

Joe: Man, my scrote's shiny today
Spoon: you sick scrotebuffer
Joe: Stfu! you're no better you tit-trombone

by Niggadicks April 28, 2006

Scroteration

(Skro-tur-ay-shun)

1. A laceration on the scrotum most commonly caused by manscaping or rogue fly zippers.

Jill: Why do you keep grimacing when you sit down Jack?
Jack: I gave myself a scroteration last night
Jill: You gave yourself a what now?
Jack: FFS! I cut my ballbag shaving woman!

by Mr W to the R to the C November 25, 2011

shrutebag

An uptight douchebag, akin to Dwight Shrute of The Office.

C'mon, don't be a shrutebag--let me see the pictures!

by Yngwie February 8, 2008

scrottage cheese

A female's organ that has gone 'sour' from excessive use.

"Last year I would have hit that for a dollar but now she's all scrottage cheese"

by ChristineW April 21, 2006

scrote-bag

Scrote-bag is the combination of the word scrote and scumbag. Scrote-bag refers to a person displaying undesirable qualities, actions, attitude, morals, personality. The word is synonym for other names such as asshole, shithead, motherfucker, etc. Origin of the word is not known, however it is heavily used a part of local dialect in Clinton, Missouri.

"Look at that scrote-bag over there driving that car." "What a scrote-bag!" "Who was over at the baseball game? Ah, just a bunch of scrote-bags."

by Jeff K. September 27, 2005

schrutebag

n. 1. A douchebag with sycophantic tendencies.

Sports radio call-in show host Colin Cowherd is such a schrutebag.

by Murderface December 24, 2008