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An uptight douchebag, akin to Dwight Shrute of The Office.
C'mon, don't be a shrutebag--let me see the pictures!
shrutebag by Yngwie February 8, 2008
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Shrubbage 

A broad and encompassing term used to describe edible leafy vegetables, usually found in salads
I like to order half fries, and half salad as a side to my main meal. Having the shrubbage helps me feel like I'm being healthy.
Shrubbage by ShrubbageILF May 3, 2017

shitebag 

sottish slang ,someone who has no bottle, they are scared easily
hey you ya shitebag am gonnae boot yer baws
shitebag by wido June 1, 2004

schrutebag 

n. 1. A douchebag with sycophantic tendencies.
Sports radio call-in show host Colin Cowherd is such a schrutebag.
schrutebag by Murderface December 24, 2008

schrutebag 

Colin Cowherd is a Schrutebag.
schrutebag by nixon is my homeboy December 24, 2008

shitebag 

A wee feartie or scaredycat. Usually in reference to one's avoidance of excessive drug consumption, avoidance of excessive drinking and altercations involving taxi-drivers.
-How come yer no drinkin' the aftershocks the night then?
-Ah joost don't feel like it.
-Shitebag
shitebag by Clanvid November 26, 2006

shitebaggy 

A phrase originating from the lower half of Scotland, devised by a comedic genius hailing from the sunny schemes of Ayrshire. Shitebaggy is a phrase used to describe an action or the way a person is acting, it is often used when the person in question is seen to be acting in a low manner or if they are scared of something.
"Sam's just whiteyed all over the gaff" "that's well shitebaggy"
shitebaggy by SchemeBurd659 June 14, 2021
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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