schrutebag

n. 1. A douchebag with sycophantic tendencies.

Sports radio call-in show host Colin Cowherd is such a schrutebag.

by Murderface December 24, 2008

schrutebag

A douchebag with sycophantic tendencies.

Colin Cowherd is a Schrutebag.

by nixon is my homeboy December 24, 2008

schrutebag

A sychophantic person engaging in extreme acts of egotistical behavior without regard to others. A person so blinded by self interest as to be incapable of sympathy and/or empathy.

"Colin then told his audience to go to the website. When all of his stoolies did so the site servers were overloaded and shut down. He is such a schrutebag."

by w. glass April 17, 2007

Schrutebucks

A reward for doing something good in the office, as awarded by the regional manager. The exchange rate of Schrutebucks to Stanley Nickles is the same as Unicorns to Leprechauns. One thousand Schrutebucks is 5 minutes extra for lunch. A Schrutebuck is worth 1/100 of a cent.

Employee 1: Are you ready to go back to work?
Employee 2: No, I have 1,000 Schrutebucks so I still have 5 minutes left for lunch.

by Whittastic September 17, 2007

shrutebag

An uptight douchebag, akin to Dwight Shrute of The Office.

C'mon, don't be a shrutebag--let me see the pictures!

by Yngwie February 8, 2008

scrotebag

(n) A worthless mouth breather who has the ability to pull their weight in society but instead has made a conscious decision to scam around town. This person usually commits quality of life crimes such as theft, vandalism, burglary, and stealing peoples phones at parties. You will recognize these people due to their appearance that screams "watch your back fool." If you must deal with one of these people make sure to check your wallet periodically and never let them "borrow" something. Your car, phone, five bucks, or cigarette will never return

scrotebag, Scumbag Steve, scumbags in general

by BigShteveOh November 7, 2012

Schrutebucks

Fictional currency used on The Office U.S. by Dwight Schrute in the episode "The Job". They are used as a motivational tool. The ratio of Schrutebucks to Stanley Nickels is equal to the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns. A Schrutebuck is equal to 1/100 to a cent. 1000 Schrutebucks can be exchanged for an extra 5 minutes of your lunch break.

Dwight Schrute: You have been awarded one Schrutebuck for visiting my beet farm yesterday.
Employee: Only 320 Schrutebucks away from my 5 minute lunch break!

by onetwothreefunkytown September 5, 2016