A sychophantic person engaging in extreme acts of egotistical behavior without regard to others. A person so blinded by self interest as to be incapable of sympathy and/or empathy.

"Colin then told his audience to go to the website. When all of his stoolies did so the site servers were overloaded and shut down. He is such a schrutebag."

schrutebag by w. glass April 17, 2007

Schrutebucks

A reward for doing something good in the office, as awarded by the regional manager. The exchange rate of Schrutebucks to Stanley Nickles is the same as Unicorns to Leprechauns. One thousand Schrutebucks is 5 minutes extra for lunch. A Schrutebuck is worth 1/100 of a cent.

Employee 1: Are you ready to go back to work?
Employee 2: No, I have 1,000 Schrutebucks so I still have 5 minutes left for lunch.

Schrutebucks by Whittastic September 17, 2007

shrutebag

An uptight douchebag, akin to Dwight Shrute of The Office.

C'mon, don't be a shrutebag--let me see the pictures!

shrutebag by Yngwie February 8, 2008

scrotebag

(n) A worthless mouth breather who has the ability to pull their weight in society but instead has made a conscious decision to scam around town. This person usually commits quality of life crimes such as theft, vandalism, burglary, and stealing peoples phones at parties. You will recognize these people due to their appearance that screams "watch your back fool." If you must deal with one of these people make sure to check your wallet periodically and never let them "borrow" something. Your car, phone, five bucks, or cigarette will never return

scrotebag, Scumbag Steve, scumbags in general

scrotebag by BigShteveOh November 7, 2012

Schrutebucks

Fictional currency used on The Office U.S. by Dwight Schrute in the episode "The Job". They are used as a motivational tool. The ratio of Schrutebucks to Stanley Nickels is equal to the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns. A Schrutebuck is equal to 1/100 to a cent. 1000 Schrutebucks can be exchanged for an extra 5 minutes of your lunch break.

Dwight Schrute: You have been awarded one Schrutebuck for visiting my beet farm yesterday.
Employee: Only 320 Schrutebucks away from my 5 minute lunch break!

Schrutebucks by onetwothreefunkytown September 5, 2016

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026