sycophantic

An apple polishing type; A fake individual; Two faced.

Seeks to flatter others expecting a service in return.

Earl walks into the office just as his boss blows an impetuous, poisonous, pestilent fart capable of desintegrating one's body, mind, and soul.
Earl: "Hey boss! It smells wonderful in here today! By the way, have you given any thought to that raise I asked you last year?"

If Earl was not a sycophantic bastard, he would have said:
Earl: " What the Fuck! Somebody fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm! I can't believe how awful it smells in here boss! Did you have carcass for breakfast?

sycophantic by puffyjacket November 13, 2007

sycophantic introspection 

This psychological self-assessment is the result of teaching that pride the deadly sin can copulate with self-esteem the evil twin and give birth to something good.

Looking in the mirror and finding nothing needs improvement because of a lacking ability to do "CRITICAL INTROSPECTION"

society as a whole believes that it takes a village to raise a child, but an intolerant, self-righteous, virtue signaling, Narcissistic village idiot is all the village has ever been able to raise up. we call them politically activated progressive social justice warriors. AKA domestic terrorist of the private population.

sycophantic introspection has produced another narcissistic village idiot, if only they had learned CRITICAL INTROSPECTION.

sycophantic introspection by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022

Sycophantic recall

Altering key details of a story to support the narrative of people you admire or wish to curry favor with

Kristy completely changed the story, just to suck up to the boss, talk about sycophantic recall!

Sycophantic recall by CassandraSawItFirst January 14, 2026

Sycophantic recall

Altering key details of a story to support the narrative of people you admire or wish to curry favor with

Kristy completely changed the story, just to suck up to the boss, talk about sycophantic recall!

Sycophantic recall by CassandraSawItFirst January 14, 2026

Sycophant 

Someone who lavishes compliments and praise to gain favor and/ cover up his or her own shortcomings.

"Awesome Paul...especially the Bevi. I look forward to trying out all the flavors!" said the sycophant.

Sycophant by MrMcpoopypaws December 6, 2017

Sycophant 

James Corden

James Corden is one arse licking sycophant.

Sycophant by InTheRainyCity January 16, 2019

sycophant 

someone who kisses ass to get ahead in life, often claiming positions above hardworking people.

I told the boss he had a nice ass and now i'm a partner.

sycophant by p.Diddy Poppa Nox July 27, 2003