scrotebeg 

1. A person who has the characteristics of a scrotum.
2. Term that is usually used to insult a person who has performed such acts to lower them to the level of the scrotum.

"Ya dirty wee scrotebeg!"

scrotebeg by Scott Simpson January 1, 2009

Scrotemeal 

A tradional hearty oat-based porridge flavored by sweat produced betwixt a man's leg and scrotum.

A midwestern tradition passed down from decades of plains' settlers, scrotemeal is traditionally made by hanging a bag of oats between the leg and scrotum. The harder the days work, the richer the essence of scrote and consequently the higher quality of scrotemeal.

Lester Figgins,who just won his seventh consecutive blue ribbon for his scrotemeal entry at the Anoka County fair, said the secret to a bold flavor is never showering.

Wade: "Matt, WTF... your lunchbox smells like ball, what gives?!"
Matt: "That's the scrotemeal my Daddy packed me for lunch."

Scrotemeal by ChimBob Richalds June 16, 2013

scroteless 

Weak, feeble, unenergetic. (to have no scrotum) Can be said about a male or female.

I drank too much last night and I feel scroteless today. I know it sucks, but (s)he's too damn scroteless to do anything about it. That's the most scroteless vacuum cleaner I ever tried to use.

scroteless by radiohead3885 April 14, 2005

Scrotebuffer

One who chronically and excessively polishes his scrotum, sometimes to the point of rupturing it

Joe: Man, my scrote's shiny today
Spoon: you sick scrotebuffer
Joe: Stfu! you're no better you tit-trombone

Scrotebuffer by Niggadicks April 28, 2006

scrotege 

n. a person who hangs around dicks in hopes of becoming of a dick

Q: Who's the guy with that asshole Tommy?
A: Oh, that Bill-his new scrotege.

scrotege by fascinatingnewthing February 19, 2009

scroteneck 

a person whose neck resembles a scrotal sack and is red from working outside, works hard labor, thinks the government owes him something, drives a beat up pick-up truck with no bed; obnoxious half-wit with random tufts of hair in every which way direction. Lives in a trailor with his fat wife who works at wal-mart and reeks of ass.
i.e. a person who thinks they have a worthwhile invention but is really lying and the invention isn't worth shit.

LOOK AT THAT SCROTENECK!!!

scroteneck by Eseer Ttam October 15, 2008

Scrotee

A goatee that has patches or looks thin/ugly. The implication made that their goatee looks like ball hair.

Generally found on a teenager who has never shaved before and growing their first goatee.

"Hey there, I see your growing a scrotee."

Scrotee by Mxmaster December 28, 2005