Completely, utterly, and totally inebriated to the point at which conciousness is a
long forgotten sensation.
One who is scoatted is unlikely to arise from their shameful slumber regardless of stimuli, be they photography flashes, a wet marker pen to the flesh, or even an early morning visit from the paramedics.
Originates from ancient, Britonic folklore, in which tales are told of a brave
warrior, cruelly slain by the evil wizard Tequilladon. The warrior's final
words before his unsightly demise were "
T'ees it ovah". The warrior's name was Scoatt, and he was scoatted.
See also campbell coma.