Completely, utterly, and totally inebriated to the point at which conciousness is a
long forgotten sensation. One who is scoatted is unlikely to arise from their shameful slumber regardless of stimuli, be they photography flashes, a wet marker pen to the flesh, or even an early
morning visit from the paramedics.
Originates from ancient, Britonic folklore, in which tales are told of a brave warrior, cruelly slain by the evil
wizard Tequilladon. The warrior'
s final words before his unsightly demise were "T'ees it ovah". The warrior'
s name was Scoatt, and he was scoatted.
See also campbell coma.