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Verb. The act of one rubbing the ballsack shaved or unshaven in a clockwise circular motion over the facial features of a willing candidate.
I scroted that fat ass beast last night. Then i gave her a facial, miami bukkake style
scroted by Brad&Mike October 11, 2005
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scrotter 

dirty, useless leaches on society, usually unemployable with at least four delinquent uneducated children; where all your taxes go
Pizza delivery for the scrotters!
scrotter by Death Monk January 3, 2004

Scrotled 

To get one's nuts in a bunch. To be angry, irritable, or otherwise upset over something. Similar in terms to "getting ones panties in a wad".
I.E. My boyfriend was "scrotled" that he had to do something besides watch the game on tv.
Scrotled by Scrotler March 14, 2021
Verb-past tense "scotted"

To be taken advantage of by a girl when black out drunk and not even remember or enjoy the sex.

Etymology: Scotty D was deflowered and didn't even remember it.
"Dude, what happened last night?", "This chick took you to her room and totally scotted you", "Yea, she loved it", "You are so pathetic"
scotted by The Real Sloppy D March 13, 2010
The act of being vaginally penetrated by a guy called Scott.
Oh bey. I'm gonna get Scotted tonight. Scott is just so big and hot. I love him inside of me.
Scotted by Cokeheadwhore September 11, 2020

scrooted 

Being both screwed and rooted at the same time.
Screwed + Rooted = Scrooted
scrooted by Hendrix February 10, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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