scoatted

Completely, utterly, and totally inebriated to the point at which conciousness is a long forgotten sensation. One who is scoatted is unlikely to arise from their shameful slumber regardless of stimuli, be they photography flashes, a wet marker pen to the flesh, or even an early morning visit from the paramedics.
Originates from ancient, Britonic folklore, in which tales are told of a brave warrior, cruelly slain by the evil wizard Tequilladon. The warrior's final words before his unsightly demise were "T'ees it ovah". The warrior's name was Scoatt, and he was scoatted.

See also campbell coma.

I plan on getting well and truly scoatted tonight.

He was near enough scoatted after that last vodka and coke.

by Alasdair of Geekdom. July 2, 2005

Scatted

Somebody acting bizarre, grimy or filthy. Originated in Philadelphia

"You scatted bro why you fuck the jawn Tima, you know she was burning?"

"He stay talking to high school chicks he scatted."

by From Da P September 17, 2021

Scatted

meaning out of pocket or crazy. often occurs in situations regarding girls who are whores.

Leif: Brooo Nahirah came to my crib and chewed me and I kicked her out
Jah: 😂😂 you “scatted” cannon!

by @Jahh215 April 24, 2018

scotted

Verb-past tense "scotted"

To be taken advantage of by a girl when black out drunk and not even remember or enjoy the sex.

Etymology: Scotty D was deflowered and didn't even remember it.

"Dude, what happened last night?", "This chick took you to her room and totally scotted you", "Yea, she loved it", "You are so pathetic"

by The Real Sloppy D March 13, 2010

Scotted

The act of being vaginally penetrated by a guy called Scott.

Oh bey. I'm gonna get Scotted tonight. Scott is just so big and hot. I love him inside of me.

by Cokeheadwhore September 11, 2020

scatted

Referring to being under the influence of drugs and alcohol. The point where you are buzzed. If not further.

"I'm so scatted right now, I can't see straight."

by sambass February 10, 2007

Bon Scotted

To be very Drunk.

In memory of AC/DC Vocalist d.1979 of Alcohol Poisoning. Bon Scott-RIP.

Wow- Agnes was really Bon Scotted the other night. She was making out with a street sign.

by WBM July 10, 2006