4 definitions by Alasdair of Geekdom.
Completely, utterly, and totally inebriated to the point at which conciousness is a long forgotten sensation. One who is scoatted is unlikely to arise from their shameful slumber regardless of stimuli, be they photography flashes, a wet marker pen to the flesh, or even an early morning visit from the paramedics.
Originates from ancient, Britonic folklore, in which tales are told of a brave warrior, cruelly slain by the evil wizard Tequilladon. The warrior's final words before his unsightly demise were "T'ees it ovah". The warrior's name was Scoatt, and he was scoatted.
See also campbell coma.
Originates from ancient, Britonic folklore, in which tales are told of a brave warrior, cruelly slain by the evil wizard Tequilladon. The warrior's final words before his unsightly demise were "T'ees it ovah". The warrior's name was Scoatt, and he was scoatted.
See also campbell coma.
I plan on getting well and truly scoatted tonight.
He was near enough scoatted after that last vodka and coke.
He was near enough scoatted after that last vodka and coke.
by Alasdair of Geekdom. June 22, 2005
The degree to which a female can induce a trouser tent on a male, sometimes expressed on a scale.
A place in which many attractive ladies happen to be is said to be a place of much cumage.
A place in which many attractive ladies happen to be is said to be a place of much cumage.
You should have seen the cumage in that place.
She's got to be an 8 on the cumage scale.
Talk about cumage mate, did you see those bristol cities?
She's got to be an 8 on the cumage scale.
Talk about cumage mate, did you see those bristol cities?
by Alasdair of Geekdom. July 17, 2005
Debilitating and humiliating condition brought on by over consumption of alcoholic beverages. A victim of the campbell coma is likely to lose all bodily functions and mental cognition, and may not regain them untill long into the next morning. Campbell coma sufferers are also often the victims of abuse at the hands of nere'do wells who see the campbell coma as an excuse for tomfoolery as well as a blank canvas for degrading body art and often as a photo opertunity not to be missed. Sadly, the condition has yet to be recognised by the medical community, with diagnosis often misconstrued and simplified by physicians; "aye, he's pissed".
See also scoatted
See also scoatted
He fell into a campbell coma long before we even knew he had the key to the drinks cabinet.
I'd have to be in a campbell coma to sleep with that.
I'd have to be in a campbell coma to sleep with that.
by Alasdair of Geekdom. June 22, 2005
Exclamation, used to show surprise, shock, anger, disapointment or disgust. Occasionaly accompanied with a surname such as McCloud or MacCannichan.
Oh shengus! That dog's shat on the carpet again.
Shengus McCloud, that's good shit!
Shengus!! Ye stepped on me foot!
Shengus McCloud, that's good shit!
Shengus!! Ye stepped on me foot!
by Alasdair of Geekdom. July 16, 2005