spridget 

What happens to a mouthful of coffee if someone makes you laugh mid-gulp. The spridget is the spray that comes out of your mouth.

Sarah spridgeted all over Jane's white blouse!

spridget by Greenhead Girl April 16, 2009

Scridget

One who is short with a scruffy beard. He/she (hopefully not she) grows the beard out of pure laziness, not for style whatsoever.

Did you see Fauchers beard?

Haha that fucking Scridget.

Scridget by Demarcus Dwayne Carta April 18, 2010

Spidget finner 

Only the most sophisticated of all fidget spinners.

Jordy: OMFG I JUST GOT THE ULTIMATE SPIDGET FINNER. OMFGOOOOOOD.

Spidget finner by Demtane June 11, 2017

spidget finner 

a spidget finner is unlike a fidget spinner, as it is superior. only roblox legends have acces to the big spidget

my spidget finner skills are my biggest flex

spidget finner by thicc boi May 9, 2019

Salient Spriggets 

The leader of the army of small adorable bunny people (Asura) who sole goal in life is to recruit other bunny people and exterminate the tall population. Humans, Norns, Chars, Pumpkins (plant people) are inferior and must be put to rest not for him, but for their own good. Our lord and savior Bunny Hitler will bring Smalls to the promise lands and will not stop till all Talls are eradicated. Not all Smalls will make it. Even though they are part of the master race some have the putrid ugly and most be put down. The Uglys tarnish the look of the Smalls and make them lower as a race. The Talls & Uglys that except their impurities and devote their life to the cause can live long enough to see the paradise at the end of the War. Spriggets is more than just a bunny person he is the messenger of God ascending pass all other and doing the work bestowed upon him. You should praise him anytime you see him for he is doing what other lack the power to do.

ALL HAILL SALIENT SPRIGGETS!!!! HITLER TO THE TALL!!!! BELOVED KING OF THE BUNNY NATION!!!!!!

Salient Spriggets by xFioraMaster19 October 12, 2018

spidget finner 

Fidget Spinners for the dyslexic

OMG guys, I just bought a SPIDGET FINNER from the store!!!

spidget finner by SnapWizaard May 16, 2017

Spidget Finner 

(Noun) A stick which has holes in it. Cannot be spun and it's only use is to be looked at and it's name said "spidget finner"

I hate fidget spinners so I bought a spidget finner
Or
The spidget finner was on the table

Spidget Finner by Randdom Words May 30, 2017