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screwpu

a feeling of hatred towards something
1. screwpu ass hole!
2. screwpu!
by lime October 25, 2003
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screwpidity

The distinct lack of sexual knowledge or prowess.
Having spent his youth playing Dungeons and Dragons instead of doing chicks, Johnny now suffers from screwpidity.
by iantheman October 3, 2007
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Screwup++

It's a classic example of the scenario when some tries to screw up the already screwed up situation. Sarcastically speaking it's an impediment to the progress of an activity that has already lost its charm.
Those morons are implementing a classic Screwup++
by A(Jay) September 20, 2012
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Screwpid

An Individual who acts as a cupid for his/her friends but instead ends up screwing any and every odds of the two being together.
Lalaiya : Me and Chukachukaiya were hitting it off so well until chugaiya showed up and like always, fucked everything.

Jagaiya : He is and shall always remain, a SCREWPID ! ...

Lalaiya : Word ! ...
by Eliminist March 22, 2011
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screwular

A cell phone company much like other cell phone companies; who's goal is to screw the customer out of money every month by providing a 'service' which seems reasonable when you sign the contract, but when the bill actually comes in it is much more than you were 'promised' by the sales weasel and you can't cancel your service thus incarcerating you into debt for the next two years until your contract expires.
Bob: "What cellular service do you have?"
Jane: "I have screwular."
by S_R January 19, 2008
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Screwps

This creature/ person that has existed since 1992. Its female and dont ya know it. Looks fucking amazing, you just look at her and go WOW if only everything could be as radiant and amazing as her. Soooo funny, and easily happy. Great to go to with all your problems. Your basically one of the luckiest people alive if you know this person first hand.
If i could choose one person to have sex with it would be Screwps.
by Ellie-ann Smudges June 29, 2008
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screwps

That Was Screwps, Man.
by OzzFace June 29, 2008
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