Screwfucker

Alcoholic beverage made like a screwdriver with the added caffeine of Pepsi Max to get you through the night

This screwfucker tastes like a million and a half funs!
-my drink tastes like ballsack tea -should have had a screwfucker!

by Hotkoolaide July 2, 2012

screenfucker

What angry 13 year-olds yell at each other while playing split-screen Halo.

*boom headshot* How did you know I was there?!!! YOU SCREENFUCKER!!!!!

by beach house June 16, 2009

Scrubfuckery

Scrubfuckery is the phenomenon of scrubs (broke ass jive ass turkey ass mufuckas) still managing to get laid in lieu of their lack of funds and inability to pay for anything. Biochemical engineering analysts conclude that the "Scrub" emits a subtle yet powerful pheromone that alters the minds of those around him, causing an outpouring of generosity and admiration directed at the Scrub. This can be thought of as a subconscious Jedi mind trick. Political analysts call it "Reverse-Communism," and can lead to a further state known as "Gettinfreeshitism."

Damn I dont know how he does it. Bitches just goin' to him.
Yeah ain't he broke as a joke?
Fo sho'. Scrub status. But, there it is plain as day.
Yeah, nigga still gettin laid.
Straight Scrubfuckery homie.

by gotmoneyjones March 10, 2010