screwpidity

The distinct lack of sexual knowledge or prowess.

Having spent his youth playing Dungeons and Dragons instead of doing chicks, Johnny now suffers from screwpidity.

by iantheman October 03, 2007

Screwpid

An Individual who acts as a cupid for his/her friends but instead ends up screwing any and every odds of the two being together.

Lalaiya : Me and Chukachukaiya were hitting it off so well until chugaiya showed up and like always, fucked everything.

Jagaiya : He is and shall always remain, a SCREWPID ! ...

Lalaiya : Word ! ...

by Eliminist March 22, 2011