Screwpile

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1. When a man doesn’t know how to use his penis during a copulation and instead of using his hips, he uses his whole torso. As a result the woman is usually struggling to breathe when she’s bottom.

(simple): when a guy hasn’t learn the art of throwing dick so he’s only good while lying down.

Tommy’s a screwpile; his sweaty chest was all over my face and I couldn’t breathe cus he put all his weight on me!

Screwpile by kurtblunt November 4, 2018

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Screwpile

Tommy’s a screwpile; his sweaty chest was all over my face and I couldn’t breathe cus he put all his weight on me!

Screwpile by kurtblunt November 4, 2018

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screwpidity

The distinct lack of sexual knowledge or prowess.

Having spent his youth playing Dungeons and Dragons instead of doing chicks, Johnny now suffers from screwpidity.

screwpidity by iantheman October 3, 2007

Screwpid

An Individual who acts as a cupid for his/her friends but instead ends up screwing any and every odds of the two being together.

Lalaiya : Me and Chukachukaiya were hitting it off so well until chugaiya showed up and like always, fucked everything.

Jagaiya : He is and shall always remain, a SCREWPID ! ...

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Screwpid by Eliminist March 22, 2011

Screwable

Something that is hot enough for you to say you would have sex with it

That girl over there is so screwable

Screwable by DABEASTIEST January 12, 2008

screwbicle

An unacceptably small cubicle in an unfortunate part of the cube jungle.

"Dude, I was supposed to have an office, but instead I got this screwbicle."

screwbicle by bikeclimbsail March 23, 2008

screwgled

To be screwed over by information made publicly available through a search engine.

“My wife caught me leaving a strip club on Google Street View, I got screwgled!”

screwgled by John Olmstead August 4, 2007

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

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Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

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NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026