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This creature/ person that has existed since 1992. Its female and dont ya know it. Looks fucking amazing, you just look at her and go WOW if only everything could be as radiant and amazing as her. Soooo funny, and easily happy. Great to go to with all your problems. Your basically one of the luckiest people alive if you know this person first hand.
If i could choose one person to have sex with it would be Screwps.
Screwps by Ellie-ann Smudges June 29, 2008
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That Was Screwps, Man.
screwps by OzzFace June 29, 2008
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screwston 

city of dank, syrup city, old H-Town HOUSTON TEXAS
screwston by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Screwsman 

A thief well versed in burglary by means of skeleton keys, waxing keys (creating imprints for duplication), or picking locks.

Exemplified by the character of Agar in Michael Crichton's "The Great Train Robbery"
Pierce: "I'm thinking of something bigger."
Agar: "With wax...on the fly?"
Pierce: "Mmm-hmm"
Agar: "Well then, I'm your man. I'm the bloody fastest screwsman you'll ever see."
Pierce: "So I heard"
Screwsman by TouchstoneTheFool March 25, 2007

Screwston 

N.
Houston Texas!
Birth & Restin place of the WORLD changin DJ Screw!!! (RIP)

Original CITY OF KRUNK!

Home of an assortment of ORIGINAL words & terms which started here.. in SCREWSTON, Plexus

(Krunk, what it do, holdin PLEX Throwed, ya heard me, throwed in the game, Blowed, Swangin, Choppin Blades, Block Bleedin', all gravy, jazzy, Already, Hater, ballin outta control, Man Hold Up and many other words n terms)
man hold up, I done swung that there SCREWSTON PLEXUS and got throwed n blowed! we done bleed the block n got pulled over by them haters on westhiemer. Them boys was holdin plex cuz i was swangin 4 lanes & them blades were choppin on the Burb', ya heard me? but its all gravy, ol gurl i was with was Jazzy tho.. i was like " what it do mama, wanna get krunk?" she was like " already!"
Screwston by DuckSauce713 December 4, 2003

a few screws loose 

A person who is off his or her rocker; someone who is crazy or weird. Someone who does weird things, says crazy stuff, etc.
A few screws loose: "Jeffrey Dahmer, the American serial killer who would eat his victims, had more than his fair share of missing screws."
a few screws loose by FrozYo January 5, 2011

put the screws on you 

Someone who trys by manipulation to control the action or thoughts of another person.
Geez, are you going to do everything she says? Don't you have your own life? She's really put the screws on you!
put the screws on you by KROISIN September 29, 2007
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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