scrastard
An undersized, over-compensating, insecure extrovert, often encountered engaging in self-aggrandizing activity which usually underscores rather than offsets his (or her) inadequacies.
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Scrapyard Montage
A scrapyard montage is a video game montage that includes clips of a person being completely horrible at that game. The clips are merged together with cringey transitions with non-copyrighted music in the background.
Person 1: Hey, did you see that new scrapyard montage?
Person 2: The one that Dynamic made? That guy is so scrapyard at the game.
Person 2: The one that Dynamic made? That guy is so scrapyard at the game.
Scrapyard Montage by LazyPenguin October 11, 2020
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scrastard • scrantard • scraptard • Strastard • Sarcastard • spastard • screwtard • Crastard • scrapyard • Scrotarded
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Scratarang
A scratarang is a boomerang in the form of a scrata. Usually one throws a scratarang at someone when they have roasted or chriped someone.
Maddox: Colin you have asthma, you can barely breath (Throws Scratarang)
Maddox: Scrat ta ta ta ta ta
Colin: Awww your right Maddox :/
Maddox: Scrat ta ta ta ta ta
Colin: Awww your right Maddox :/
Scratarang by Strikle March 17, 2019
scrantard
An uneducated degenerate from the hellhole of Scranton Pa who believes the 'Electric City' is the best place in the world, is happy living in their parents' basement, and making $8 an hour. Also is in denial of how horrible Scranton is.
scrantard by Anti-Scranton June 12, 2014
El Scrapyardo
El Scrapyardo isn’t necessary a concrete, actual “thing”.
It is a concept, an ideal of the teenage dream - and the three main principles of this idea are:
Crime
Sex
Drugs
While this friend group doesn’t achieve any of these very much, they’ve ticked the boxes at least once before. They thrive for excellence, dominance and high street cred when roaming the urban areas of south-west London and Surrey.
Some of the common activities of El Scrapyardo are going to someone’s really posh, big house and getting drunk, while screaming to loud house music late at night. Or tearing up parties, asserting their dominance over the female species and other beta males.
A common idiom of the group is “ESTID”, standing for “El Scrapyardo Till I Die”. This expresses their true bromance and love for one another in the group, while appreciating what they live for as a pack.
It is a concept, an ideal of the teenage dream - and the three main principles of this idea are:
Crime
Sex
Drugs
While this friend group doesn’t achieve any of these very much, they’ve ticked the boxes at least once before. They thrive for excellence, dominance and high street cred when roaming the urban areas of south-west London and Surrey.
Some of the common activities of El Scrapyardo are going to someone’s really posh, big house and getting drunk, while screaming to loud house music late at night. Or tearing up parties, asserting their dominance over the female species and other beta males.
A common idiom of the group is “ESTID”, standing for “El Scrapyardo Till I Die”. This expresses their true bromance and love for one another in the group, while appreciating what they live for as a pack.
El Scrapyardo by DefoNot1hit September 1, 2023
Crastard
Crastard by The vagina destroyer August 9, 2009
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