Crastard

a creepy bastard

that guy keeps looking at me, what a crastard

Crastard by The vagina destroyer August 9, 2009

Crastard

n.

A really crappy bastard.

MATTTY Yooooooooou are a fucking crastard !

Crastard by Dave_066 December 3, 2005

bafty crastard

a spoonerism of "crafty bastard".

saying that someone is so obviously clever, you're jealous.

friend 1: hey, how the hell did you answer all those history questions? i can't find them in the book anywhere!

friend 2: interwebs.

friend 1: you bafty crastard.

bafty crastard by RatiocinationF&M Co. January 14, 2010

craptard

One who displays substandard intelligence while simultaneously being "full of crap."

adj: craptarded

My schedual didn't say I was supposed to work today! The manager is such a craptard.

craptard by Pan-Chan November 30, 2003

Castard 

a cross between a cunt and a bastard, usually used when you cant decide whether a person is being a cunt or a bastard.

is she a cunt or is she a bastard? i just cant make a decision, i'll just have to say she must be a castard.

Castard by rc9000000000000000000 November 20, 2013

Coastard 

A person who lacks knowledge of Amusement Parks or roller coasters.

That person waiting in line for the Raging Bull thought it was an Intamin AG, what a Coastard.

Coastard by The-R3BEL_one January 26, 2011

Basty Craftard 

A clever reforming of the words crafty bastard. Brian Brushwood, host of Revision3's internet show - Scam School, commonly uses the phrase. He could have been the creator, or one of the people to make it mainstream.

"Today's show is brought to you by the basty craftards at...

Basty Craftard by Frank Rider August 22, 2009