Crastard

a creepy bastard

that guy keeps looking at me, what a crastard

by The vagina destroyer August 10, 2009

Crastard

n.

A really crappy bastard.

MATTTY Yooooooooou are a fucking crastard !

by Dave_066 December 02, 2005

bafty crastard

a spoonerism of "crafty bastard".

saying that someone is so obviously clever, you're jealous.

friend 1: hey, how the hell did you answer all those history questions? i can't find them in the book anywhere!

friend 2: interwebs.

friend 1: you bafty crastard.

by RatiocinationF&M Co. January 15, 2010