Crastard

that guy keeps looking at me, what a crastard
by The vagina destroyer August 10, 2009
Get the Crastard mug.

Crastard

MATTTY Yooooooooou are a fucking crastard !
by Dave_066 December 02, 2005
Get the Crastard mug.

bafty crastard

a spoonerism of "crafty bastard".

saying that someone is so obviously clever, you're jealous.
friend 1: hey, how the hell did you answer all those history questions? i can't find them in the book anywhere!

friend 2: interwebs.

friend 1: you bafty crastard.
by RatiocinationF&M Co. January 15, 2010
Get the bafty crastard mug.