Crastard

a creepy bastard

that guy keeps looking at me, what a crastard

Crastard by The vagina destroyer August 9, 2009

Crastard

n.

A really crappy bastard.

MATTTY Yooooooooou are a fucking crastard !

Crastard by Dave_066 December 3, 2005

bafty crastard

a spoonerism of "crafty bastard".

saying that someone is so obviously clever, you're jealous.

friend 1: hey, how the hell did you answer all those history questions? i can't find them in the book anywhere!

friend 2: interwebs.

friend 1: you bafty crastard.

bafty crastard by RatiocinationF&M Co. January 14, 2010

craptard

craptard is a person who is a piece of shit and a retard an offensive non vulgar way to call a person a piece of shit and a retard

dude you stole my money out of my car you craptard

man i did not steal your money out of your car you craptard

dude i got you haha
man accusing someone of stealing something is not funny you craptard

craptard by littlejimmie March 14, 2019

craptard

One who displays substandard intelligence while simultaneously being "full of crap."

adj: craptarded

My schedual didn't say I was supposed to work today! The manager is such a craptard.

craptard by Pan-Chan November 30, 2003

Castard 

a cross between a cunt and a bastard, usually used when you cant decide whether a person is being a cunt or a bastard.

is she a cunt or is she a bastard? i just cant make a decision, i'll just have to say she must be a castard.

Castard by rc9000000000000000000 November 20, 2013

Coastard 

A person who lacks knowledge of Amusement Parks or roller coasters.

That person waiting in line for the Raging Bull thought it was an Intamin AG, what a Coastard.

Coastard by The-R3BEL_one January 26, 2011