Sarcastard

A fusion of two words: Sarcastic and Bastard. Many bastards are sarcastic and vice versa. Hence this great word which I made up and should have patented, though it will most likely never catch on with the masses.

That guy is such a sarcastard.

by OverThinking March 20, 2004

Sarcastard

Someone who is retarded at picking up on sarcasm.

"millionaire is the worlds greatest show!"
"i know right!!! i lurv it sooooo much!"
"uh, dude, sarcastic, you are such a sarcastard!!"

by argustuft November 05, 2011

sarcastard

sar-'kas-terd n. A conflation of "sarcastic" and "bastard."

Sondra: Why'd you get fired today, Jim!!
Jim: Well, I guess I was a bit of a sarcastard during the conference call.

by Frank Wheeler February 24, 2017

Sarcastard

A sarcastic bastard

My dad was a real sarcastard

by Rosetta_stonedx December 23, 2017