Sarcastard

A fusion of two words: Sarcastic and Bastard. Many bastards are sarcastic and vice versa. Hence this great word which I made up and should have patented, though it will most likely never catch on with the masses.

That guy is such a sarcastard.

by OverThinking March 20, 2004

Sarcastard

Someone who is retarded at picking up on sarcasm.

"millionaire is the worlds greatest show!"
"i know right!!! i lurv it sooooo much!"
"uh, dude, sarcastic, you are such a sarcastard!!"

by argustuft November 5, 2011

sarcastard

sar-'kas-terd n. A conflation of "sarcastic" and "bastard."

Sondra: Why'd you get fired today, Jim!!
Jim: Well, I guess I was a bit of a sarcastard during the conference call.

by Frank Wheeler February 24, 2017

Sarcastard

A sarcastic bastard

My dad was a real sarcastard

by Rosetta_stonedx December 23, 2017

scrastard

An undersized, over-compensating, insecure extrovert, often encountered engaging in self-aggrandizing activity which usually underscores rather than offsets his (or her) inadequacies.

While trying out for the part of Magilla Gorilla, the scrastard needed to stuff pads and pillows into the sagging voids of the costume.

by waz November 18, 2004

Sarcastatistics

The measures of a particular person or group's amount of sarcasm over an extended period of time.

A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".

Person1: Dude, did you see how sarcastic that guy was?
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.

by InoxFY August 7, 2010

sarcastrophe

1. (noun) A punctuation mark denoting sarcastic intent or meaning.
(sarcasm + apostrophe)

2. (noun) An event which turns out to be awkward, disastrous, or embarrassing as a result of a failed attempt to be amusingly sarcastic.
(sarcasm + catastrophe)

When Tom forgot to use a sarcastrophe {symbol not available} in his email, everyone thought he meant what he said.

by Bryan Adams June 29, 2007