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Scrotarded 

(v.) To be so confused after receiving an asswhoopin, one cannot find the sac that once carried their balls.
That scrotarded n00b left his itchy sac fat on teh wall after he got pWn3D by my gloc
Scrotarded by OPTIMEGUS December 9, 2008

slotarded 

he was walking cross the street and got hit by a truck looking one way yo must have been slotarded
slotarded by SinThaWise November 7, 2010

sritarded drunk 

The act of becoming so intoxicated that all moral values are diminished to the state of nothingness, BAC levels are of unknown proportions, and any random act involving illegal, sacreligious, or inhumane behavior may occur. Also see: "blackout."
I got so sritarded drunk last night that I blacked out for four hours and triumphantly slaughtered a deer.
sritarded drunk by idiot. October 5, 2009

SCROTARD 

An insult primarily to individuals of the male sex who behave or simply are a combination of being a scrotum and a retard.
Dude… stop being such a goddamned SCROTARD!
SCROTARD by gromit99 September 12, 2005

Scrotaries 

A man who doesn't have balls. He has scrotaries.
J: He doesn't have the balls to do it.
A: No, he has scrotaries.
Scrotaries by 001300 May 13, 2009

stootarded 

"Gosh dude, you are so stootarded!"
stootarded by aznbraceface001 July 12, 2007
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piddlefart

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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