An undersized, over-compensating, insecure extrovert, often encountered engaging in self-aggrandizing activity which usually underscores rather than offsets his (or her) inadequacies.
While trying out for the part of Magilla Gorilla, the scrastard needed to stuff pads and pillows into the sagging voids of the costume.
An uneducated degenerate from the hellhole of Scranton Pa who believes the 'Electric City' is the best place in the world, is happy living in their parents' basement, and making $8 an hour. Also is in denial of how horrible Scranton is.
Scranton is broke, full of drunks, & corrupt but Scrantards think it's a great place to live.
A nonsensical and inoffensive term used to describe people being annoying or stupid. Screwdaddy has no origin other than the fact that is the perfect sounding word to express someone's annoyance.