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An acronymn used by all the "Cool" people when there is an experience or a joke that they are still laughing @ as of a couple of hours later.
Joel I am so scoti right now. lol
scoti by TRizzle3723 October 18, 2008
Words you can keep
Some Cunt On The Internet
Acronym, derogative, refers to "podcasters", "influencers", "digital creators" and other such unemployable wankers.
That Liam Tuffs bloke that looks like a talking peanut - what a shitty little SCOTI he is!
Scoti by Gino Farfalle October 17, 2025

Scorigami 

An NFL score that has never happened before at the professional level. This is unique to football because scoring a single point on its own is impossible. Thus, numbers like 8 and 40 only appear once or twice a year in the box score.

Coined by Jon Bois in his 2017 video "Every NFL Score Ever".
The Seahawks' 43-8 win over the Broncos in Super Bowl XLVIII was an exceptional Scorigami!
Scorigami by Dr. W December 31, 2018

Scömìche 

The ship name of Scott Hoying and Mitch Grassi from the Youtube channel, "Superfruit." The most adorable and talented pairing on the internet.
Woah there are so many Scömìche feels in this tweet!
Scömìche by AlyTard2000 November 15, 2014
SCOFI is an acronym for Senior Citizen On Fixed Income. These elderly people will take advantage of ALL Senior Citizen discounts and coupons when available.
Grandma and Grandpa ALWAYS take advantage of their AARP discount coupons and senior citizen discounts because they have to take care of their own retirement because their own children don't want to have them in their own houses! They are the epitome of being a SCOFI!
SCOFI by brooskitooski November 22, 2009

scömìche 

A very gay and very cute ship, or a couple dreamed of by many fangirls, consisting of the people Scott Hoying and Mitch Grassi in which are in love.
Omg, scömìche was so cute in their new video.
scömìche by SAGE LESTER January 4, 2017

scoring in the red zone 

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.
Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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