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scootypuff 

When a disability scooter has the unfortunate fate of bearing the weight of a whale and, over prolong hours of torture, begins to break down, thus causing the poor machine to emit sounds such as puff puff.
Fat chick : I need a new scooter because of knee condishuns!
Employee : Looks like another case of scootypuff!
Fat Chick : DIRTY SEXIST MEN! I HAVE CONDISHUNS!
scootypuff by Minjo May 17, 2015
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Spootypuff

Spootypuff is member number 200k on the popular subaru fan site, Nasioc. The origins of his display name are an enigma, that will never be figured out. He currently resides on a forum on his own personal website, Spootypuff.com.
What is a Spootypuff, anyways? :huh:
Spootypuff by ALDTD August 11, 2009

skootypuffsr

1. when you put sperm in a bucket and then pour it over a hamburger. Then pretend its mayo and eat it or give it someone else to eat it.

2. a person that likes the booty

3. a person who play Call of duty
Am going to do a skootypuffsr today.

I am skootypuffsr
skootypuffsr by DaSalesMan May 25, 2014

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026