When a disability scooter has the unfortunate fate of bearing the weight of a whale and, over prolong hours of torture, begins to break down, thus causing the poor machine to emit sounds such as puff puff.
Fat chick : I need a new scooter because of knee condishuns!
Employee : Looks like another case of scootypuff!
Fat Chick : DIRTY SEXIST MEN! I HAVE CONDISHUNS!
Spootypuff is member number 200k on the popular subaru fan site, Nasioc. The origins of his display name are an enigma, that will never be figured out. He currently resides on a forum on his own personal website, Spootypuff.com.