scooted
scooted by 1y2986453y6 February 10, 2017
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Scooted the Meat
Any action involving the rough handling of genetalia, or sloppy, unattached and/or shameful sex.
May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".
May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".
"During naked hot yoga, I got a rash because downward dog really scooted the meat"
"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"
"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"
"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"
"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"
Scooted the Meat by Eeeny Meeny Miney Meow October 22, 2011
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scooted and booted
Jo: Hey yo you think I should bring my radio into the library?
Trey: Yeah, if ya wanna get scooted and booted.
Trey: Yeah, if ya wanna get scooted and booted.
scooted and booted by Get like me May 1, 2007
scooter douche
1. n. A person that uses electric rental scooters and then leaves them laying carelessly and inconveniently about once they are done with it.
2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.
2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.
scooter douche by picc285 July 27, 2019
Scooter Braun
An awful manager. He stole the masters of Taylor Swift, causing her to re-record her albums. Now Taylor thinks of Scooter as an enemy.
Taylor Swift: I am so mad at Scooter Braun for stealing my masters. I am so going to teach him a lesson.
Scooter Braun by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 January 5, 2022
scooterbeast
A human who is too fat to walk and requires the aid of a scooter to get around. While elusive, most specimens can be found roaming around Walmart in the store's complimentary mobility devices, but rarely near the produce aisle.
scooterbeast by spixn January 9, 2014
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