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A song and video game that was meant to teach people about train safety, but ended up becoming a trend. In the video, it shows multiple beans dying a different way.
Numpty sets his hair on fire
Hapless poked a stick at a grizzly bear
Pillock took expired medicine
Dippy used his private parts as piranha bait
Dummkopf took his toast out with a fork and then burned to death
Dimwit did his own electrical work
Stupe taught himself how to fly
Lax ate a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie and got sick
Clod the psycho killer was invited inside
Doomed scratched a drug dealer's brand new ride
Numskull took off her helmet in outer space
Bungle used a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Mishap kept a rattlesnake as a pet
Dunce sold both of his kidneys on the internet
Calamity ate a tube of superglue
Ninny pressed a red button
Botch dressed up as a moose during hunting season
Doofus disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stumble stood at the edge of a train station platform
Bonehead drove around the boom gates at a level crossing
And finally, Putz ran across the tracks between the platforms.
Numpty sets his hair on fire
Hapless poked a stick at a grizzly bear
Pillock took expired medicine
Dippy used his private parts as piranha bait
Dummkopf took his toast out with a fork and then burned to death
Dimwit did his own electrical work
Stupe taught himself how to fly
Lax ate a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie and got sick
Clod the psycho killer was invited inside
Doomed scratched a drug dealer's brand new ride
Numskull took off her helmet in outer space
Bungle used a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Mishap kept a rattlesnake as a pet
Dunce sold both of his kidneys on the internet
Calamity ate a tube of superglue
Ninny pressed a red button
Botch dressed up as a moose during hunting season
Doofus disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stumble stood at the edge of a train station platform
Bonehead drove around the boom gates at a level crossing
And finally, Putz ran across the tracks between the platforms.
Me: I created a whole new version of Dumb Ways to Die by Tangerine Kitty!
My friends: Cool! We would love to see it!
My friends: Cool! We would love to see it!
by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 April 21, 2023
Get the Dumb Ways to Diemug. A beautiful singer who is one of the best singers ever. Her fans are called Swifties. Usually girls love Taylor Swift. She started out as a country singer and then became a pop singer. She also released two alternative folk albums. She re-recorded her second album, fearless, in 2021. In November of 2021, she will be releasing her re-recorded version of the album Red. This is why every girl is a swifty!
Hannah: I'm going to a concert this weekend!
Jenna: Whose concert are you going to?
Hannah: Taylor Swift!
Jenna: That's awesome! Send me some pics.
Jenna: Whose concert are you going to?
Hannah: Taylor Swift!
Jenna: That's awesome! Send me some pics.
by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 September 24, 2021
Get the Taylor Swiftmug. Taylor Swift (Debut)
Fearless
Speak Now
Red
1989
Reputation
Lover
Folklore
Evermore
Fearless (Taylor's Version)
Red (Taylor's Version
Fearless
Speak Now
Red
1989
Reputation
Lover
Folklore
Evermore
Fearless (Taylor's Version)
Red (Taylor's Version
by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 August 17, 2022
Get the Taylor Swift Album Discographymug. The killer in Among Us. Also sabotages different rooms and goes inside vents. Impostors try to kill crewmates and blame them. Impostors are very sus. Also this is the correct way of spelling this word. Not Imposter, impostor.
by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 October 17, 2021
Get the Impostormug. A two-headed llama from the original Dr. Dolittle movie. It may look cursed, but it will become cute if anyone gets used to seeing it.
by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 February 16, 2023
Get the Pushmi-Pullyumug. A big year. 2002 babies turn 20, like Jacob Sartorius, Avani, and Nessa Barrett. 1992 babies turn 30, like Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato. Finally, 1982 babies turn 40, like Kelly Clarkson and Nicki Minaj.
by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 January 1, 2022
Get the 2022mug. A teenage girl from the Nickelodeon show Victorious who attends Hollywood Arts High School. The reason why she attended that school is because she filled in for her sister, Trina, after Trina suffered from a swollen tongue. She met André Harris, Cat Valentine, Jade West, Beck Oliver, Robbie Shapiro, and Robbie's puppet, Rex. Her acting teacher is Mr. Erwin Sikowitz. Tori is played by Victoria Justice, a beautiful 28 year old actress.
Jade: in a Judy Garland voice: Why hello everyone! My name is Tori Vega!
Tori: I don't talk like that!
Tori: I don't talk like that!
by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 October 14, 2021
Get the Tori Vegamug.