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Linda and Heather

Pink pink pink
Girls Girls Girls
Glitter Glitter Glitter
Twirls Twirls Twirls
Together forever
We're Linda and Heather
Best friends!
Linda and Heather are so cute together!
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Little Mix

An awesome British girl group. They have amazing songs like Wings, Black Magic, and Shout Out to My Ex. Members include Leigh-Anne Pinnock, Jade Thirlwall, Perrie Edwards, and formerly, Jesy Nelson.
Girl #1: My favorite girl band is Little Mix.
Girl #2: Eww. That group is horrible. The Saturdays are waaaayyyyyy better!
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Happy Tree Friends

It's not what you think it is.

It's a show that may seem family-friendly and cute at first, but when you start to watch more, it gets very bloody and violent. If anyone thinks this is a kids show, look it up for some more further information.
Sawyer: Hey Ethan, have you heard of Happy Tree Friends?
Ethan: Oh hell yeah! That show is epic! Who is your favorite character?
Sawyer: Nutty, obviously! He's a candy addict just like me!
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Dumb Ways to Die

A song and video game that was meant to teach people about train safety, but ended up becoming a trend. In the video, it shows multiple beans dying a different way.
Numpty sets his hair on fire
Hapless poked a stick at a grizzly bear
Pillock took expired medicine
Dippy used his private parts as piranha bait
Dummkopf took his toast out with a fork and then burned to death
Dimwit did his own electrical work
Stupe taught himself how to fly
Lax ate a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie and got sick
Clod the psycho killer was invited inside
Doomed scratched a drug dealer's brand new ride
Numskull took off her helmet in outer space
Bungle used a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Mishap kept a rattlesnake as a pet
Dunce sold both of his kidneys on the internet
Calamity ate a tube of superglue
Ninny pressed a red button
Botch dressed up as a moose during hunting season
Doofus disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stumble stood at the edge of a train station platform
Bonehead drove around the boom gates at a level crossing
And finally, Putz ran across the tracks between the platforms.
Me: I created a whole new version of Dumb Ways to Die by Tangerine Kitty!
My friends: Cool! We would love to see it!
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Non-Polar Bear

A two-headed polar bear, like a Pushmi-Pullyu, as seen in the CrashCourse Chemistry episode, Polar and Non-Polar Molecules.
Me: What is that two-headed polar bear? It looks cursed!
My chemistry teacher: It honestly reminds me of the Pushmi-Pullyu from Dr. Dolittle.

Me: Guess I should call it a non-polar bear.
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Nicole Watterson

When someone gets extremely angry for some reason. For example, people act like Nicole when their friends hang up, if they get dumped, and if they get sent to the principal's office for no reason.
Jennifer: My mom just yelled at me like Nicole Watterson.
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Obama's last name

Obama's last name is Obama. His first name is Barack. I have no clue what Michelle's maiden name is.
Young Me: What is Obama's last name?
My mom: It's Obama. Barack is his first name.
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