Little Mix

An awesome British girl group. They have amazing songs like Wings, Black Magic, and Shout Out to My Ex. Members include Leigh-Anne Pinnock, Jade Thirlwall, Perrie Edwards, and formerly, Jesy Nelson.
Girl #1: My favorite girl band is Little Mix.
Girl #2: Eww. That group is horrible. The Saturdays are waaaayyyyyy better!
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2022

A big year. 2002 babies turn 20, like Jacob Sartorius, Avani, and Nessa Barrett. 1992 babies turn 30, like Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato. Finally, 1982 babies turn 40, like Kelly Clarkson and Nicki Minaj.
Ciara: Five, four, three, two, one! Level u— no…. Wait….. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2022!!!!!!
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Dumb Ways to Die

A song and video game that was meant to teach people about train safety, but ended up becoming a trend. In the video, it shows multiple beans dying a different way.
Numpty sets his hair on fire
Hapless poked a stick at a grizzly bear
Pillock took expired medicine
Dippy used his private parts as piranha bait
Dummkopf took his toast out with a fork and then burned to death
Dimwit did his own electrical work
Stupe taught himself how to fly
Lax ate a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie and got sick
Clod the psycho killer was invited inside
Doomed scratched a drug dealer's brand new ride
Numskull took off her helmet in outer space
Bungle used a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Mishap kept a rattlesnake as a pet
Dunce sold both of his kidneys on the internet
Calamity ate a tube of superglue
Ninny pressed a red button
Botch dressed up as a moose during hunting season
Doofus disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stumble stood at the edge of a train station platform
Bonehead drove around the boom gates at a level crossing
And finally, Putz ran across the tracks between the platforms.
Me: I created a whole new version of Dumb Ways to Die by Tangerine Kitty!
My friends: Cool! We would love to see it!
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Nicole Watterson

When someone gets extremely angry for some reason. For example, people act like Nicole when their friends hang up, if they get dumped, and if they get sent to the principal's office for no reason.
Jennifer: My mom just yelled at me like Nicole Watterson.
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Linda and Heather

Pink pink pink
Girls Girls Girls
Glitter Glitter Glitter
Twirls Twirls Twirls
Together forever
We're Linda and Heather
Best friends!
Linda and Heather are so cute together!
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Oscar Theory

When you live in New York and have a December birthday, and somehow you are still in the same grade you would be in if you had an early birthday. This has nothing to do with Oscar the Grouch.
Cooper: Hey Christian, do you know my friend Oscar from New York?
Christian: Yeah, when is his birthday again?
Cooper: December 4th, 2006. He is currently a senior in high school.
Christian: That proves the Oscar theory.
Cooper: The what?
Christian: Never mind.
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Giraffe

Noah Beck is a giraffe because of his long neck.
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