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Nicole Watterson

When someone gets extremely angry for some reason. For example, people act like Nicole when their friends hang up, if they get dumped, and if they get sent to the principal's office for no reason.
Jennifer: My mom just yelled at me like Nicole Watterson.
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Hello

Hi
Hello
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Non-Polar Bear

A two-headed polar bear, like a Pushmi-Pullyu, as seen in the CrashCourse Chemistry episode, Polar and Non-Polar Molecules.
Me: What is that two-headed polar bear? It looks cursed!
My chemistry teacher: It honestly reminds me of the Pushmi-Pullyu from Dr. Dolittle.

Me: Guess I should call it a non-polar bear.
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Dumb Ways to Die

A song and video game that was meant to teach people about train safety, but ended up becoming a trend. In the video, it shows multiple beans dying a different way.
Numpty sets his hair on fire
Hapless poked a stick at a grizzly bear
Pillock took expired medicine
Dippy used his private parts as piranha bait
Dummkopf took his toast out with a fork and then burned to death
Dimwit did his own electrical work
Stupe taught himself how to fly
Lax ate a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie and got sick
Clod the psycho killer was invited inside
Doomed scratched a drug dealer's brand new ride
Numskull took off her helmet in outer space
Bungle used a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Mishap kept a rattlesnake as a pet
Dunce sold both of his kidneys on the internet
Calamity ate a tube of superglue
Ninny pressed a red button
Botch dressed up as a moose during hunting season
Doofus disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stumble stood at the edge of a train station platform
Bonehead drove around the boom gates at a level crossing
And finally, Putz ran across the tracks between the platforms.
Me: I created a whole new version of Dumb Ways to Die by Tangerine Kitty!
My friends: Cool! We would love to see it!
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Pushmi-Pullyu

A two-headed llama from the original Dr. Dolittle movie. It may look cursed, but it will become cute if anyone gets used to seeing it.
Person #1: What's that?
Person #2: That's a Pushmi-Pullyu. It's a very interesting animal.
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Impostor

The killer in Among Us. Also sabotages different rooms and goes inside vents. Impostors try to kill crewmates and blame them. Impostors are very sus. Also this is the correct way of spelling this word. Not Imposter, impostor.
Blue: Red was the impostor!
Red: Liar! It was blue.
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2022

A big year. 2002 babies turn 20, like Jacob Sartorius, Avani, and Nessa Barrett. 1992 babies turn 30, like Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato. Finally, 1982 babies turn 40, like Kelly Clarkson and Nicki Minaj.
Ciara: Five, four, three, two, one! Level u— no…. Wait….. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2022!!!!!!
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