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scootered

Someone who won't ride snowmachines because he would rather do womanly activities.
Guy: Remember that sled trip that dude scootered on?
Girl: Yeah, He showed up at our scrap booking convention and all the girls were like WTF?
by JohnnyTBP February 13, 2013
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to have ones balls placed on your chin
Hey Jim after the football game you want to come over and get scootered ??
by CSTAR November 21, 2006
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to be passed by a scooter usually while riding a motorcycle.
We were cruising down the highway the other day and we saw this guy on a cruiser get scootered.
by ScottyJRuns October 24, 2008
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To get so drunk that you fall face first and pass out. The fall results in your pants falling down around your ankles exposing your bare ass to the world.
Larry: Man I got fucked up last night.

John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.
by Betrayal Inc. June 6, 2018
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SCOOTERED

The act of eating or being given too much THC
I went out with Scott last night and he SCOOTERED me with that Rope.

Man what happen last night
Dude you got SCOOTERED!
by Chickhead January 1, 2020
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When you smoke a crack rock and get super high but it doesn't quite give you a ringer !
Holy I'm fucking scootered!
by Enlightened Aura April 5, 2024
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When you smoke hard and don't get a ringer but get high as hell. The stage before a ringer
Hooollyy faack I'm scootered!!

Hey! You wanna go get fucking scootered ?!
by Enlightened Aura April 15, 2024
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