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Someone who won't ride snowmachines because he would rather do womanly activities.

Guy: Remember that sled trip that dude scootered on?
Girl: Yeah, He showed up at our scrap booking convention and all the girls were like WTF?

scootered by JohnnyTBP February 13, 2013

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scootered

to have ones balls placed on your chin

Hey Jim after the football game you want to come over and get scootered ??

scootered by CSTAR November 21, 2006

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scootered

to be passed by a scooter usually while riding a motorcycle.

We were cruising down the highway the other day and we saw this guy on a cruiser get scootered.

scootered by ScottyJRuns October 24, 2008

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Scootered

To get so drunk that you fall face first and pass out. The fall results in your pants falling down around your ankles exposing your bare ass to the world.

Larry: Man I got fucked up last night.

John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.

Scootered by Betrayal Inc. June 6, 2018