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Swoonage 

a feeling of ecstasy when observing an attractive member(s) of the opposite sex.
OH MY GOODNESS after watching the FIFA world cup final, I was experiencing some major swoonage. That team is fine!!!
Swoonage by Mrs.Nadal-Parera July 12, 2010
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spoonage 

when you spoon with someone in bed and your bodies fit perfectly together you have achieved spoonage
me and my honey reached spoonage last night under the stars
spoonage by spooner July 18, 2004

Scoopage 

To Obtain something
For one to acquire something
Andrew saw something that he liked and went to get it. Andrew done a Scoopage.

Douglas was at the pool party. He saw a Strawberry Daiquiri for sale. Douglas purchased it. Douglas fulfilled a ‘Scoopage’ on the Strawberry Daiquiri.
Scoopage by Douglas Pearson July 16, 2022

swoonage 

the quality, degree, or ability of a statement to cause a person to swoon
Wow, I'm having hot flashes. What swoonage!
swoonage by Dan January 15, 2005

spoonage 

A sexual inuendo for many sexual acts like blow jobs or eating out.
Kayla put the spoon in her mouth and removed it slowly, and Ashlyn yelled "Kayla, nice spoonage!" Dan then offered her more spoonage while cooking.
spoonage by jmb11111 March 11, 2009

spoonage 

When a person grabs a plastic spoon(or spork), puts some kind of food on its end and flicks the food in another's face
Alex had some major spoonage on Mike at the lunch table
spoonage by Gabe November 10, 2003
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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