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Scoopage 

To Obtain something
For one to acquire something
Andrew saw something that he liked and went to get it. Andrew done a Scoopage.

Douglas was at the pool party. He saw a Strawberry Daiquiri for sale. Douglas purchased it. Douglas fulfilled a ‘Scoopage’ on the Strawberry Daiquiri.
Scoopage by Douglas Pearson July 16, 2022
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scoopage 

Cleavage, often of the epic variety, as displayed by a scoop or vee-neck shirt, sweater, or otherwise.
JFC, did you see the scoopage on the girl playing pool? She pulled her phone out of there a minute ago -- I think I'm in love.
scoopage by socialentropytheory April 30, 2011
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Scoopage 

news, a new event, a scoop
I've got some scoopage to share
Scoopage by Chris Magnuson October 7, 2017

sloopage 

slippery stuff (filling) that invariably spills out from a sandwich - originally appeared in that wonderful book, 'sniglets'
sloopage cost me half my sandwich
sloopage by vivek achary July 30, 2008
to steal, and or confiscate without prior consent.
Tito didn't call tap-taps on his spot, so i called "swoopage" and took it like a klepto in a 7/11.
swoopage by G_Collins June 27, 2005

scoonage 

An often larger than expected bag of the tastiest treats available at Parker's Market in Savannah, GA. The "scoonage" can be found at the center of the store in large clear jars.
Murdoc: Yo Tweezy we need to get that scoonage bro.

Tweezy: scoooooooonage

Shrek: hey man, hit this.

scoonage by DirtyFeet February 4, 2009
Tactically acquiring extra credit points from a fellow classmate
"He's a bird of opportunity. Don't let him steal ur points,I smell Swoopage coming along."
Swoopage by Ricky224 December 12, 2019
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