Gabe's definitions

burely

slang mostly used by beaners to tell people when they have just arrived

hey puto when u get here? shit man i just burely got here.

by Gabe May 13, 2005

Laughke

To laugh and then choke

by Gabe October 17, 2003

Opeth

Jesus fucking Christ, Opeth is the least gothic-looking band ever, faggot. Take a look at their pictures, they don't have chains, they wear yellow shirts and shit. Besides, goth is gay, anyway. And Sum41 is a group of tonedeaf fuckheads.

Opeth is better than any other band, except In Flames.

by Gabe May 30, 2003

midgeticious

of or related to a dwarf, elf, gnome of other small personage

I am midgeticious

by Gabe November 2, 2003

Howie Day

I hate you Howie Day. I hate you so much. You're going down.

Howie day is probably going to be dead.

by gabe November 17, 2004

Fuzaks

FUCK BITCHES,
GeT MONEY.

FUCK BEES,
GET HONEY.

On my history desk, it said
FUCK BITCHES,
GET MONEY,
except there was a K in it so it REALLY looked like
FUCK BITCHES,
GET MONKEY.

by Gabe February 15, 2005

soccer moms

female mothers, sometimes single, that haul their little tykes around to soccer practice or games; vehicles they drive range from big ass gas hogging SUV's to mini vans with a soccer sticker placed near the back window; usually upper middle class cake eating assholes

The soccer mom gave me the "evil eye" after I clearly stated loudly, soccer should have stayed in Europe.

by gabe July 6, 2003