scientitian 

Someone who uses scientific vocabulary to sound like a smart ass but is really a stupid retard

fams really said he knows the molecules of the number 5, definitely a scientitian

scientitian by Amelia Rideout September 12, 2022

Scientician

An authoritative individual of questionable medical, scientific and/or scholastic merit.

Although Skin Failure is not a condition recognized by any "legitimate" medical association, many scienticians believe it to be a leading cause of death among the elderly.

Scientician by Michael T. Lynch Jr., Scientician October 12, 2003

Scientian

A student or any member of the Quezon City Science High School community. The school is located at the heart of Quezon City and is recognized as one of the country's premiere science high school.

Scientians are chosen to represent the country on bi-annual International Science Symposium.

Scientian by Σf(x) December 23, 2021

scientarian 

One who has a religious level of belief in "science", while having only the most superficial of understanding in the scientific concepts they argue. They frequently get involved in creation/evolution debates, but can only act smugly superior without adding anything of substance to the argument. They fail to understand that their dismissive, dogmatic responses to other belief systems are in fact hypocritical and detrimental to conversion.

Person 1: Creationist science = oxymoron. Either you believe in objective evidence or you don't.
Person 2: Is that the extent of your argument? What objective evidence are you referring to? What studies are you referencing? To which particular claim of Creationist Science are you denying? Your scientarian debate tactics will not help you here.

scientarian by Ug Bug October 11, 2018

Scientition 

The Scientition is a metal/thrash/melodic band from Hastings, UK.

A Scientition is one of The Scientitions fans.

I am a Scientition and I love The Scientition!

Scientition by Mr Power Hi Tech January 12, 2011

scientitious 

something that is both based in science and superstition (superstitious)

ex: "oh, how very scientitious of you"

said in response to people doing things that sound scientific but are actually superstitious.

(painting a car yellow so it 'goes faster')

ex: can also be used to describe things such as Hollywood fake science babble (ex. Star Trek tech lingo, superhero power explanations etc.)

scientitious by TerraDea January 9, 2019

Scientarian

Coined by: Amuthan J, PhD Scholar, Indian Institute of Technology Bombay (IITB)
Date of First Conception: May 2026
Definition: A high-skill scientific or engineering researcher who owns no portion of the institutional infrastructure or funding, yet performs the core cognitive and physical laboratory labor, surrendering all resulting intellectual property to a parent institution or funding agency.

"I've spent 14 hours straight calibrating this sensor in the lab, but the funding agency will own the patent and the institute gets the ranking points. I am a true scientarian."

Scientarian by AK.KA May 22, 2026