scientitious

something that is both based in science and superstition (superstitious)

ex: "oh, how very scientitious of you"

said in response to people doing things that sound scientific but are actually superstitious.

(painting a car yellow so it 'goes faster')

ex: can also be used to describe things such as Hollywood fake science babble (ex. Star Trek tech lingo, superhero power explanations etc.)

scientitious by TerraDea January 9, 2019

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sementitious material

Material resembling male ejaculate (i.e. semen). Not to be confused with cementitious material.

CORRECT: I left some sementitious material in your mom's birth canal last night.

INCORRECT: I can't tell if that is drywall or plaster so let's just call it sementitious material.

sementitious material by the dawgie July 6, 2010

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Dorkus scientificus

A research dorkus. Dorks out on talking about their research, and coming up with new and interesting scientific theories and hypotheses. Is also, however, very cool and often cute.

John the Greek is a total hottie who loves talking about weather and his climate research, and is therefore a Dorkus scientificus.

Dorkus scientificus by firegirl77 September 7, 2007

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Scientition

The Scientition is a metal/thrash/melodic band from Hastings, UK.

A Scientition is one of The Scientitions fans.

I am a Scientition and I love The Scientition!

Scientition by Mr Power Hi Tech January 12, 2011

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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