scientitious

something that is both based in science and superstition (superstitious)

ex: "oh, how very scientitious of you"

said in response to people doing things that sound scientific but are actually superstitious.

(painting a car yellow so it 'goes faster')

ex: can also be used to describe things such as Hollywood fake science babble (ex. Star Trek tech lingo, superhero power explanations etc.)

scientitious by TerraDea January 9, 2019

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sementitious material

Material resembling male ejaculate (i.e. semen). Not to be confused with cementitious material.

CORRECT: I left some sementitious material in your mom's birth canal last night.

INCORRECT: I can't tell if that is drywall or plaster so let's just call it sementitious material.

sementitious material by the dawgie July 6, 2010

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Dorkus scientificus

A research dorkus. Dorks out on talking about their research, and coming up with new and interesting scientific theories and hypotheses. Is also, however, very cool and often cute.

John the Greek is a total hottie who loves talking about weather and his climate research, and is therefore a Dorkus scientificus.

Dorkus scientificus by firegirl77 September 7, 2007

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Scientition

The Scientition is a metal/thrash/melodic band from Hastings, UK.

A Scientition is one of The Scientitions fans.

I am a Scientition and I love The Scientition!

Scientition by Mr Power Hi Tech January 12, 2011

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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