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Scientician

An authoritative individual of questionable medical, scientific and/or scholastic merit.
Although Skin Failure is not a condition recognized by any "legitimate" medical association, many scienticians believe it to be a leading cause of death among the elderly.

scientitian 

Someone who uses scientific vocabulary to sound like a smart ass but is really a stupid retard
fams really said he knows the molecules of the number 5, definitely a scientitian
scientitian by Amelia Rideout September 12, 2022

scientitious 

something that is both based in science and superstition (superstitious)
ex: "oh, how very scientitious of you"

said in response to people doing things that sound scientific but are actually superstitious.

(painting a car yellow so it 'goes faster')

ex: can also be used to describe things such as Hollywood fake science babble (ex. Star Trek tech lingo, superhero power explanations etc.)
scientitious by TerraDea January 9, 2019

sciententional

Jenna was being very sciententional with her science experiment
sciententional by bigdaddy_04 January 3, 2023

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026