schwping
It's a nonsensical noise of associated with masculine jubilation. It's not a word you use with other words. It's the sound from that web comic when the guy makes the hand gesture.
schwping by fancyxaxdance September 25, 2006
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schwing pop
music for adults only
"Fuck me forever" by Connie Lingus , "Sit on my face" by The Echoes and "Uranus is out tonight" by James Lee Meadows are my favourite old time Schwing Pop hits.
schwing pop by kelamist May 27, 2018
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schwping • Schwing! • schwing-schwong • Schwinged • Schwinger • schwingle • schwingularity • schwing vote • Schping • Schpingle
Schwing and a miss
When you get an instant boner at the sight of something utterly sexual in nature but that boner is quickly rescinded by something purely udesirebale right next to it. It is one hell of a Juxtaposition. Its a spin on the popular phrase "Swing and a miss"
Guy 1: Dude, Look at Carmen over there. She looks super hot in that black sequin dress *gets a boner*
Guy 2: Damn Straight, Bro.
Guy 1: Oh shit, she also brought her ugly friend Susan. *boner rescinded*
Guy 2: That's too bad. Well I guess its a Schwing and a miss.
Guy 2: Damn Straight, Bro.
Guy 1: Oh shit, she also brought her ugly friend Susan. *boner rescinded*
Guy 2: That's too bad. Well I guess its a Schwing and a miss.
Schwing and a miss by AJ2478 June 3, 2016
schwing vote
Dude, I thought about voting for Obama, but did you see that VP debate? Palin has got my schwing vote locked up, I could definitely stare at her for the next 4 years.
schwing vote by Ockman January 18, 2009
Schwingularity
“Dammit! My hot teacher called me to the blackboard seconds after I crossed the schwingularity. I was so effing embarrassed. But hope my teacher was impressed.”
Schwingularity by hodags1966 November 10, 2020
schwingularity
Damn, the teacher called me to the blackboard seconds after I crossed the schwingularity. I was so embarrassed. How's that for bad timing?
schwingularity by hodag1966 October 11, 2015
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