Schping

Verb: To have sex with, plow, bang, or ejaculate.

Present tense: " I would definitely schping her"
Past tense: "Ya, I schpinged on her face"

by Sir Kring January 18, 2007

Schingisch

Schingisch is a univiversal expression, which will replace an expression within a sentence.

Hey Schingisch. You look schingisch. Your Taste is schingisch. Schingisch.

by Schingisch May 20, 2021

Schving

Schving or Schving Schving refers to sphincter, to be precise: the outer anal sphincter which is under voluntary control.

Coined by Max Keiser as a way to express, in television broadcast, the dangers of inviting violation of the sphincter by way of insertion of sharp or pointy objects, usually repeatedly, by aggrieved parties subjected to involuntary control over their lives and finances.

A sphincter is an anatomical structure, or a circular muscle, that normally maintains constriction of a natural body passage or orifice and which relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning.

“These guys are saying ‘we won’t take these bonuses’ because they realise the next step after that is a pitchfork up the schving schving’”

by randomprecision November 14, 2011

Schpong

A game played with any number of people using a plastic cup. The game is normally played sitting and involves keeping the plastic cup from hitting the ground using any body part but primarily the hands then feet. The name is derived from the sound the cup makes during the game

"Never schpong down!!" as the cup will hit the floor

by ertang March 16, 2010

schwing pop

music for adults only

"Fuck me forever" by Connie Lingus , "Sit on my face" by The Echoes and "Uranus is out tonight" by James Lee Meadows are my favourite old time Schwing Pop hits.

by kelamist May 27, 2018

Schwing and a miss

When you get an instant boner at the sight of something utterly sexual in nature but that boner is quickly rescinded by something purely udesirebale right next to it. It is one hell of a Juxtaposition. Its a spin on the popular phrase "Swing and a miss"

Guy 1: Dude, Look at Carmen over there. She looks super hot in that black sequin dress *gets a boner*

Guy 2: Damn Straight, Bro.

Guy 1: Oh shit, she also brought her ugly friend Susan. *boner rescinded*

Guy 2: That's too bad. Well I guess its a Schwing and a miss.

by AJ2478 June 3, 2016

Hard Scoping

A term used by sweaty modern warfare kids to make them feel better about them selves

That Guy Was Hard scoping!
(even though thats how snipers are used)

by AGoodCodPlayer January 21, 2021