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Schwingularity

The exact moment your chubber crosses over to become a full-fledged hard-on
“Dammit! My hot teacher called me to the blackboard seconds after I crossed the schwingularity. I was so effing embarrassed. But hope my teacher was impressed.”
by hodags1966 November 10, 2020
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schwingularity

The moment your chubber crosses the line to become a full-fledged hard-on
Damn, the teacher called me to the blackboard seconds after I crossed the schwingularity. I was so embarrassed. How's that for bad timing?
by hodag1966 October 11, 2015
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