schwingle 

Happy, go-lucky penis.

Must be Christmas, look at my smiley schwingle!

schwingle by Mighty Large April 26, 2007

Schwingle 

A swinging single, usually over age 55 who frequents bars at ski resorts looking for free hors d'oeuvres and cheap drinks

The schwingles showed up at happy hour at the right time.

Schwingle by Chicksonstickz November 28, 2021

schmingle 

The act of schmoozing combined with the act of mingling particularly at a party or social gathering.

I need to go to the happy hour after work to schmingle with the yuppies.

schmingle by Jeff Snodgrass October 7, 2008

Schlinglebobbing

The act of what is known as "retard language" used amongst retards and people going to brock U.

Blacksh: eUGHhhHH >.<
King: guy wtf is you doing
Blacksh: Dude i'm j schlinglebobbing why you aint levelin w me

Schlinglebobbing by goat23.4 November 4, 2023

Schmigglet 

A half howler. 16oz container used to fill with mead.

First used at Arktos Meadery in Grand Rapids, Michigan

Could you please fill my schmigglet with mead?

Schmigglet by Kodiak Krusader August 9, 2017

Schminkle 

An adorable female bellybutton.

That girl in a bikini has a sexy little schminkle.

Schminkle by zugale November 4, 2018

Schwigler 

One who generaly sucks at life, and tends to smoke low grade marijuna.

Dude, John Ashcroft is such a schwigler.

Schwigler by Kently March 18, 2005