schwingle

Happy, go-lucky penis.
Must be Christmas, look at my smiley schwingle!
by Mighty Large April 17, 2007
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Schwingle

A swinging single, usually over age 55 who frequents bars at ski resorts looking for free hors d'oeuvres and cheap drinks
The schwingles showed up at happy hour at the right time.
by Chicksonstickz November 28, 2021
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