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schwenne 

A swedish dude that is metrosexuall and never gets laid
AMAGAD YOU'RE SUCH A SCHWENNE
- aka schwoine
schwenne by Mattias Swenson May 13, 2005
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The act of being hit by a bicycle. Increased liklihood on college campus' due to a combination of the fact that some students ride rather recklessly and others walk on bike paths without looking.
I saw a guy get schwinned hardcore today. It was fuckin' hilarious.
schwinned by j.money September 19, 2005

schweinepriester 

The swear word Schweinepriester is used to describe people for whom one feels rejection and contempt. The Brothers Grimm dictionary states that the word Schweinpriester or pig priest means "an unclean or foul-mouthed person.
I can't believe Toni did that! What a Schweinepriester!
schweinepriester by Der Sultan October 8, 2022

Schweinehund

Schweinehund

1) an German insult, that is more popular in british movies than in Germany itself.

2) "blutiger Schweinehund" (bloody swinehound), even more popular in british movies.

3) "innerer Schweinehund" (your inner swinehound), means the enemy inside yourself that makes you passive.
John Cleese is a bloody Schweinehund.
Schweinehund by jepu July 6, 2005

Schwengeled 

suffering from severe intoxication over a period of days often including school days; substance abuse often taking several days and within the threshold of many "medications"; this affliction often includes sexual explorations very frequently ending oddly and vaguely awkwardly on the famous roof.
Alex: dude he looks like crap
Tristan: yeah dude he's all Schwengeled up!

Schweinehund

pig dog in German a insult pronounced

(shvine hoond)
you schweinehund
Schweinehund by German dude July 31, 2018

Schweiner 

The word often said by a highly unadaptable person with a terrible lisp, trying to say the word "weiner"
Ehhhhey Shonnnny, i shee your schweiner.
Schweiner by Lisppy McLisperson June 16, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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